A trucker who hadn't had sex for ages suddenly had the urge to give himself a hand job.
He has a little thought & pulls over to the curb.
"I'll get under the truck & pretending to fix it."
Satisfied with the privacy, he undoes his pants and starts to masturbate. He closes his eyes and thinks of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he feels a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he keeps his eyes shut and shouts, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police! What's going on down there?"
"I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted" the man replied
The Policeman replied
"Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."
2006-09-16 23:00:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA! HA! HA!
hilarious
Thanks,
Beverly Smith
2006-09-17 01:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
open your eyes trucker....
or else the police will arrest you and you will lose your track too!!
was this man deaf or anything?
2006-09-17 06:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just trying to visualise the situation....omg...too funny..hahahaha
2006-09-17 06:10:04 · answer #3 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
that was fun dude
ive never laughed like this since my birthday
2006-09-17 06:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by serial kisser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-09-17 07:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-09-17 06:06:23 · answer #6 · answered by meandragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL.
Imagine THAT!! LOL.
2006-09-17 07:59:16 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooo f'ing funny.....lololol
2006-09-19 14:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great!
2006-09-17 06:57:40 · answer #9 · answered by huge.shadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋