All categories - 16 September 2006

A guy comes to pick up his prom date and is sitting on the couch waiting for her to get ready...meanwhile 'Spot' the family dog comes to greet him and sits on his lap.....and while conversing with her parents, he has this uncontrollable urge to fart and while trying to hold it in, he decides to let it out one squeak at a time (and he does so) when he does his dates mother yells "Spot' get over here!(dog does not respond) meanwhile the guy is thinking "Cool, She thinks it's the dog! "...."maybe i will let another one rip", and so he does and then the mom yells "Spot, get your a.s.s over here!!"...once again the dog doesn't respond. So then the guy thinks to himself......"man I'm just gonna let it all rip since she thinks it is the dog!" ....So he lets it rip hard "FARRRRRRT" Then the mother screams at the dog "DAMMIT SPOT GET YOUR A.S.S OVER HERE BEFORE HE SHITS ON YA!!!"

2006-09-16 23:52:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

All religions have fabricated stories and forced people to take these stories for the truth

2006-09-16 23:52:38 · 20 answers · asked by chisco9_Ogie 1 in Religion & Spirituality

where do i download microsoft office i really need it

2006-09-16 23:52:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

i am thinking of getting a Wii (or preordering it), but cannot find out whether to play it, i need one of those hi-definition tv's to play it on. because the worst thing that could happen is that i get the bloody thing and then need to spend however much on a hi-def tv. can someone find out for me please?

2006-09-16 23:52:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

2006-09-16 23:52:15 · 6 answers · asked by Stephen B 1 in Other - Health

2006-09-16 23:52:12 · 1 answers · asked by mathewthere 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-16 23:52:02 · 4 answers · asked by lee j 1 in Weddings

2006-09-16 23:51:55 · 10 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-16 23:51:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Saudi Arabia

If someone was baptized by a Methodist Reverend in their young adulthood but later on in life decided that they wanted to join/be confirmed by the Catholic Church- can they? If so, what is the process?

2006-09-16 23:51:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

media outlets which only bring one side of the story to peoples around the world. such as "documentaries", "news", "sympathetic stories to our enemies", etc... i thought "freedom of the press" was to protect the government from spreading propaganda and lies...but if the media is doing it...who stops them...
I am an American and live outside of the US for my job. Everytime I watch the International news from the US it makes me feel that America is a terrible place to live because of so much accepted violence, everyone is against the war, the government can't do anything right, etc... However, when I visit my family what I watched on the "International news" is not the same thing I watch inside of America. The news from inside of america doesn't sound so bad for America.
where i live i can get CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, and BBC.

2006-09-16 23:51:48 · 15 answers · asked by turntable 6 in Other - Politics & Government

Islamic fanatics? would it change your views on the war on terror?

2006-09-16 23:51:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I like GANG FOR GOD. Eddie 7 has common sense.

2006-09-16 23:51:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

I've always dyed my hair and as the grey comes through its very tempting to grab the dye. To keep the grey out I need to colour it every 2 or 3 weeks. Surely there must be a time when I can stop having to do this and still look ok?

2006-09-16 23:51:16 · 20 answers · asked by PST 1 in Hair

currently he his badminton coach in panchkula haryana . he played many badminton tourenaments. on 23 he will play badminton tourenament which is toe be held in barelly utttaranchal

2006-09-16 23:51:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tennis

is he right or wrong ???

2006-09-16 23:50:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

why saudi arabia doesnt allow to enter into their country whoever holds an israeli document?

2006-09-16 23:50:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Saudi Arabia

2006-09-16 23:50:25 · 6 answers · asked by digr1 1 in Pontiac

2006-09-16 23:50:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

2006-09-16 23:50:13 · 25 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I know that citrus flavor, vanilla, and other spices go in to create the overall flavor. And that kola nuts aren't even used anymore by most colas. But originally, was the kola nut put in strictly for the caffeine, or was it the base flavor as well? And are their flavor substitutes for the kola flavor now in colas, or did they just drop the kola flavor alltogether?

2006-09-16 23:50:06 · 3 answers · asked by wjs111 2 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

Would you cheat on your partner if you had the chance to have sex with your favourite celebrity and get away with the crime???

2006-09-16 23:49:59 · 11 answers · asked by Kicky 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-16 23:49:56 · 2 answers · asked by hiiiiiiiiii 1 in Other - India

It is so unfair. People don't even know the other's religion and they keep judging them like it is the worst religion and their selves have the best one ever.

If they want to compare, they should study the religion they are in and the religion they want to compare indepthly.. not just vague knowledge that they asked from their neighbours.

Its pure discrimination and ignorance.

Do you think this is what religion is all about? Even if you think you are in the best religion... other people have their own experiences and therefore choose their religion for a reason. there's no right to tell them off.

What do you think?

2006-09-16 23:49:51 · 15 answers · asked by Spidergurl 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-16 23:49:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

2006-09-16 23:49:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

Why did the highest levels of the government prevent the FEDS from going after them and even threaten consequences if they tried. Now a much respected Senator is furious and was on CNN news to tell all, you can watch it at the following site.

http://www.letsroll911.org (It is the third youtube clip from the top)

2006-09-16 23:49:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

Hi, I wanted to ask you a question, For the past 4 days I have been having mild lower abdominal pain. Sometimes it is stronger sometimes milder. Two days ago I went to my OBgyn and he performed a vaginal ultrasound and told me everything was fine. The pain persists though. Could he have missed that I have Pelvic inflamatory disease?

2006-09-16 23:49:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy