A guy comes to pick up his prom date and is sitting on the couch waiting for her to get ready...meanwhile 'Spot' the family dog comes to greet him and sits on his lap.....and while conversing with her parents, he has this uncontrollable urge to fart and while trying to hold it in, he decides to let it out one squeak at a time (and he does so) when he does his dates mother yells "Spot' get over here!(dog does not respond) meanwhile the guy is thinking "Cool, She thinks it's the dog! "...."maybe i will let another one rip", and so he does and then the mom yells "Spot, get your a.s.s over here!!"...once again the dog doesn't respond. So then the guy thinks to himself......"man I'm just gonna let it all rip since she thinks it is the dog!" ....So he lets it rip hard "FARRRRRRT" Then the mother screams at the dog "DAMMIT SPOT GET YOUR A.S.S OVER HERE BEFORE HE SHITS ON YA!!!"
2006-09-16 23:52:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh realy ....
this is cooooooooooooool man
keep em out ..
girl kicker
2006-09-16 23:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of gross but funny too. My step dad always blames the dog when it is really him. One time the dog wasn't even in the room and we just looked at him like you dumb a s s
2006-09-16 23:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, HA! HA!
Thanks,
Beverly Smith
2006-09-17 00:50:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha typpical blame the dog
2006-09-17 01:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by meandragon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok....ill give u one joke
george washington chopped his fathers apple tree with an axe and accepted his mistake but his father did not punish him.....why?
because he still had the axe with him
2006-09-16 23:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by srini 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it is worth telling again isn't it
2006-09-16 23:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny man
2006-09-17 00:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you ever heard of why the 14 year old mexican girl got pregnant?
2006-09-16 23:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by twitch 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow.... The **** hit the fan
2006-09-16 23:55:18 · answer #9 · answered by sanghvir 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! lol, funny x)
2006-09-16 23:54:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋