All categories - 22 August 2006

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting
with her mother in the doctors office.
She inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."
With big eyes, she asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little girl with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."
With even a more surprised and shocked look she said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"

2006-08-22 18:51:01 · 20 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-22 18:50:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fast Food

like a hair salon called "fantastic Sam's"?? any stories?? good or bad, which city and state.....

2006-08-22 18:50:53 · 5 answers · asked by E.M. 4 in Friends

I am interested in a Hindu guy and I know that some religions are very strict about sex. Are there any common beliefs about sexuality? Is anything considered taboo? I realize things are not always the same for everyone, just looking for an idea of what to expect if we date...

2006-08-22 18:50:50 · 10 answers · asked by Sta-wizzle 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I see a lot of ?'s on here about why do you believe this.Everybody has thier own believes in everything.You can't change the way I believe about anything.I can't change the way you believe.I have posted ?'s on here about race just trying to understand some of your believes.I try to be open minded but when it comes to religion nobody is gonna know untill the afterlife.If that's what you believe,I am sure there is a God.If you don't think so I'm sorry for offending you.But that's enough trying to make everybody else think like you.The world would be a boring place if everybody was the same.The differences among us make life interesting.Let's just put the past and racism behind us.You have your believes let me have mine.I won't try to change you and you don't try to change me.

2006-08-22 18:50:44 · 8 answers · asked by Desperado 5 in Polls & Surveys

i get small electric short when i giving iodine to my salt water tank.. and i found its from skimmer pumb.. how come the fishes still alive?? i just bought this pumb to replace the previous old pumb..

can anyone explain how could fish alive when the electric leaked into the water? although it just couse my hand a bit numb..

2006-08-22 18:50:40 · 4 answers · asked by maggie 1 in Fish

2006-08-22 18:50:30 · 5 answers · asked by Jim 1 in Government

anser anyway you want

2006-08-22 18:50:23 · 7 answers · asked by samrsbrry 1 in Singles & Dating

i tell her that we have alot in common with them we live in a small town
my grandmother is bossy
and my mom is a single mom

i told her this but i still cant convince her

any ideas?

2006-08-22 18:50:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

SOMEBODY ASKED~~~~~~~~~What song has Spandau Ballet: True (remixed) version that has some hip hop guys "flowing" over the beat?

And made me think of the Puff Daddy thing over Every Breath You Talk...a great Sting classic!

2006-08-22 18:50:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-22 18:50:14 · 25 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-22 18:50:05 · 5 answers · asked by Clarence W 2 in Mythology & Folklore

Why do dog lovers let their muts lick their faces? If I could lick my jacksy - which I can't - I'm sure you'd think twice before letting me lick your face.

2006-08-22 18:50:03 · 8 answers · asked by kai 2 in Dogs

I just had a baby and the father did not sign the birth certificate. I have the affadavit, but he won't sign that either. If I go after child support, he will have legal rights to the baby. He is an unfit father (his wife was just arrested for domestic violence...yeah, his wife). I guess I could try to get custody, but I'm soooo scared that he will get to take the baby when he want's and I can't trust him with her. I'm afraid the money might not be worth it (even though I'm not going to be able to do all this on my own...without the help from family...hate to say it, but it's the truth).

2006-08-22 18:49:47 · 22 answers · asked by Laura 1 in Parenting

Here's the scenario: 40 year old woman finds out that her Dad may not actually be her biological Dad. He has unfortanetly, passed on. How can she find out? She does have siblings. In other words, how does she go about taking a paternity test her Dad is already gone? Thanks.

2006-08-22 18:49:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

GNC Men's Ultra NourishHair i am planong on buyng it and i wanna kno if i makes ur hair grow faster

2006-08-22 18:49:35 · 2 answers · asked by skateboard everyday allday 24/7 2 in Hair

have a really fantastic question i can answer?, i'm struggling, here! help !

2006-08-22 18:49:34 · 7 answers · asked by canada grl 4 in Other - News & Events

Did anything happen? US attack Iran? Iran attack US? 12th Imam show up?
Did the prophet come back? 2nd coming of Jesus? Anybody get vaporized?
Any nukes set off? UFO's? End Times signs? Asteroid crash? Dinosaurs come back to life? How about a wooly Mamoth? ANYTHING AT ALL?

2006-08-22 18:49:34 · 10 answers · asked by Norman 7 in Other - News & Events

The first movie I remember seeing at the theatre is "A Nightmare on Elm Street" in 1984. ... I Think ... I was two years old. I remember a scene where an eye is removed with a spoon. Its a pretty gruesome first memory, I know. Does anyone remember this scene? Which movie I am thinking of?

2006-08-22 18:49:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous 2 in Movies

I asked a similar question and someone's answer made the answer hit me.... his religion is considered... 'weirdo'

Seriously, do you think that if he was a Christian, ppl would have been this hard on him.

Personally, since when do we abolish movie stars for having an opinion or being different. Geez ppl......... I love movies. I never watch sitcoms and come on... the MAN IS GOOD!!!!!

2006-08-22 18:49:07 · 21 answers · asked by BeachBum 7 in Movies

Im really crushing on a guy I work with. It is very strange because he is so not my type, but I think about him day and night! I havent felt like this since high school. We work graveyard shift and are alone most nights. Could it be for real or maybe just the fact that we spend so much time together?

2006-08-22 18:49:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

if your a white racist basterd i guess u will respond n their favor

2006-08-22 18:48:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

im like 5'4 so i was wondering what it would be for that.
now i know that i "shouldnt change my appearance fr a guy", but thats not the answer im looking for here. so, im sorry if i sound mean.

2006-08-22 18:48:39 · 14 answers · asked by hello.goodbye. 2 in Skin & Body

how many of you like to go the gym , and are serious about your body , I have an atheletic body , but with solid muscle,,

2006-08-22 18:48:38 · 14 answers · asked by E.M. 4 in Friends

For french manicure.

My boyfriends best friends mom owns a nail shop, and i'd like to get them professionally done, but my nails are so beat... it's embarrassing. Someday I will get them done there, because she offers to do them for free, but I want to get some cheap ones for a while just to try them out and see if I like them. I've have them done before but it's been years.

I know, it doesn't really make sense... but i'd like to know the best brand of fake nails that are french manicure. Thanks!

2006-08-22 18:48:36 · 2 answers · asked by Seinfeld 4 in Other - Beauty & Style

Only asking this question because Justin Timberlake refered to Janet Jackson and african americans as ethnic in his MTV interview.

2006-08-22 18:48:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

i went on vacation for 10 days, and gained about 7 lbs. i was 124 lbs, and now am 131. it all went to my tummy, which is weird because i normally have a flat, firm stomach w/ visible abs. does anyone know how to get rid of the new rolls of fat that hang over my now-too-tight pants?

2006-08-22 18:48:30 · 5 answers · asked by HazelEyes 2 in Diet & Fitness

I think the punishment should fit the crime. I know not all are realistic. But going to jail for some of the more serious crimes does not seem like enough.

2006-08-22 18:48:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

i have a couple photographs of my grandmother that were taken at gimbel's department store in nyc quite a long time ago... the photos are not in the best of shape these days.

at the bottom of the photos there are identification numbers for the negatives. and on the backs of the photos it says that the negatives were kept on file at gimbel's.

is there any way to find those negatives now that gimbel's does not exist? or are they gone forever...

2006-08-22 18:48:12 · 1 answers · asked by meeshie16 2 in Photography