A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting
with her mother in the doctors office.
She inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."
With big eyes, she asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little girl with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."
With even a more surprised and shocked look she said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"
2006-08-22 18:51:01 · 20 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmmmm, good.
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2006-08-24 17:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats a cute joke. I have one you might like too. What did one Volcano say to the Other? do you lava me like i lava you?
2006-08-23 01:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by crishbk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Innocence, LOL keep up the nice work
2006-08-23 11:39:55 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Checked out your 360 your as beautiful as you are funny...Jealous
2006-08-26 09:17:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah - cute and clean. Thanks for putting a smile on my face and for spending 5 points to do it.
2006-08-23 01:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by Rex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is very funny!!!!!!!!
Is anyone else glad that school started this week?
I love this good jokes and non combative equals
just like old times!!!!
2006-08-23 02:14:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww how cute. I've always wanted to had kids.......with ketchup
2006-08-23 01:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by pink_birdp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! Such innocent mind!
2006-08-23 02:47:41 · answer #8 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Mint!!!! I love jokes like that. TVM *;*
2006-08-23 02:27:14 · answer #9 · answered by dingdong 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute!
2006-08-23 02:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by Brooke R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋