All categories - 18 August 2006

A gorgeous young blonde was visiting her new doctor for the first time. She was escorted to the small patient room and left alone to wait. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the examination.

Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and the doctor stepped in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

"Miss... uh..." he said, looking at the chart to get his eyes off her significant assets, "Smith!" he said, finally finding her name. "It seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."

2006-08-18 18:00:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-18 18:00:28 · 12 answers · asked by deeksha s 2 in Books & Authors

tell me all in detail. I need new ones.

2006-08-18 18:00:24 · 7 answers · asked by Giraffe 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

it was to tight and i spent the whole time trynna get it in but couldnt.. so after 5 min. i jus stopped... could i have gotten aids from that... PLEASE HELPP

2006-08-18 18:00:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

I'm about to begin teaching at an International preschool. Many of my students speak very little to no English and I am trying to develop a curriculum with some goals in mind. What do you think they will be able to do at this age?

2006-08-18 18:00:13 · 10 answers · asked by jazneeto 2 in Preschool

2006-08-18 18:00:11 · 9 answers · asked by luckylove 1 in Mental Health

People take the bible way to literally. The kind of God they believe in accepts everybody. There is no unforgiveable sin. Despite what all the Christians say. He will accept everybody.

2006-08-18 18:00:10 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-18 18:00:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Performing Arts

I remember only this much & lost the case ? what are remaning 2 sets please help me..

2006-08-18 18:00:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

how many do u think can live in a 10 gallon tank? i found some online and i was wondering what i could keep.

2006-08-18 18:00:03 · 3 answers · asked by Metal 4 in Fish

There are thousands of species of just beetles. Why would god take the time to create so many if he did not like variety? So why would it not be safe to assume that he/she/it likes variety from worshippers too? Why would there only be one way to get into heaven? All rivers flow to the sea.

Hypothetical question only. No evangelism please.

2006-08-18 18:00:02 · 13 answers · asked by Medusa 5 in Religion & Spirituality

im taking care of my sisters kids and they are the worst dont fet me wrong i love them but they've been living in my house 4 a month i havent gone out and because my parent have money issues i punish my self by not going out so that i wont be another reason for money loss but i cant get a job because of the kids ... my sister just had her 5th C section so she need her rest but for a whole year i havent been able to so anything for my self because of my sister and her kid and i know that i should probably talk to my parents but id feel guilty becuase they are the best parents i could ever ask for ... what can i do ??? im really stressed and and the funny thing about me doing all that is the no one ever asked me they just dumped it all on me with out atlest letting me voluteer my self... S.O.S

2006-08-18 18:00:00 · 7 answers · asked by alex 13 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-08-18 17:59:55 · 4 answers · asked by AL 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

I moved away from my stylist who has been doing my hair since '95. I am black woman with long thick hair and I decided to go natural early this year. Can anyone recommend a stylist?

2006-08-18 17:59:54 · 1 answers · asked by missjay3778 2 in Hair

in some emails i have gotten free cell phone but then you have to fill out countless surveys and then agree to sign up for two different things why all that if the phone is free?

2006-08-18 17:59:37 · 5 answers · asked by lilys_pad9112005 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-08-18 17:59:36 · 6 answers · asked by sunshine 2 in Cooking & Recipes

Will KG be traded? Yes/no?

2006-08-18 17:59:24 · 21 answers · asked by Eric K 1 in Basketball

2006-08-18 17:59:21 · 8 answers · asked by perrydog 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-18 17:59:21 · 28 answers · asked by ron 4 in Mythology & Folklore

2006-08-18 17:59:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

Atheism = sin

2006-08-18 17:59:17 · 11 answers · asked by George W. Bastard 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-18 17:59:10 · 8 answers · asked by Auntjenie 1 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-08-18 17:59:06 · 6 answers · asked by The Last Poet 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

"Take a Chance on Me", "Mama Mia", "Fernando"..."Dancing Queen"

Best pop group EVER.

Second place goes to The Spice Girls, purely for the concept--living Barbie dolls. Fantastic!

If you have another suggestion, it must be true "bubble gum pop".

2006-08-18 17:59:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My 8 yr old wants to know & I haven't got a good answer.

2006-08-18 17:58:57 · 23 answers · asked by Mom C 2 in Other - Society & Culture

what is your violin practice routine?
For those people who have improved and progressed a lot on their violin technics, what is your practice routine? For how many hours if everyday?

Additional Details

3 minutes ago
and what progress have you made?

When i say routine i meant things like practice scale first, then bowing, vibrato, etc.

1 minute ago
and what percentage of the time do you spend on each excersise(sry about the spelling)

2006-08-18 17:58:56 · 7 answers · asked by Madison 1 in Performing Arts

2006-08-18 17:58:55 · 2 answers · asked by go UCLA bruins! 3 in Cell Phones & Plans

well....recently my and my bf started to play some teasing games.....like i bring him very close to climax and then stop or anyway i tease him sexually in every possible occasion....he has some strange tastes,for example he is turned on by my feet and by my underarms (weird but turns him on a lot)....how could i tease him in order to drive him totally nuts?feet and underarms are good "weapons " of teasing in public places i thought,since they r not considered as sexual i bet ;)......pls give me ideas,tell me how u tease your boyfriends and i will keep u updated on how i teased mine....thanks in advance

2006-08-18 17:58:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

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2006-08-18 17:58:47 · 8 answers · asked by fathom_2005 j 1 in Mathematics