All categories - 16 August 2006

2006-08-16 05:34:53 · 38 answers · asked by TotallylovesTodd! 4 in Singles & Dating

Share your blonde jokes here!


~Why was there a bullet hole in the mirror? becasue a blonde tried to commit suicide
~Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
~Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
~Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
~Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.


PLEASE SHARE MORE JOKES!

2006-08-16 05:34:51 · 29 answers · asked by qwerty 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I was being stupid and clicked the link from Yahoo Administator (Big Nasty Trucker in disguise), now I have a virus is there anyway I can remove it from my computer?
Feel free to e-mail me.
If you see this guy's link DO NOT CLICK ON IT.
Thanks

2006-08-16 05:34:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

Lots of fires and massive killings..what? Or just nothing?

2006-08-16 05:34:48 · 34 answers · asked by helena2581 2 in Immigration

I no they both have clients to download, but is there any difference between their clients. If so, what are they? Thanks!

2006-08-16 05:34:46 · 1 answers · asked by rtbakkal1957 3 in Other - Computers

he is a good defender no doubt, but after watching the team USA exhibitions, i think he receives way too much credit for his defense... he sucks on offense and doesn't mind being an offensive liability because he wants to spend every ounce of his energy only on the defensive end... any nba player can play defense like him if they also focus their effort on defense alone...

2006-08-16 05:34:45 · 24 answers · asked by JACKASS 5 in Basketball

U won a special prize!!..
a super-trip around the world...all inclusive!!..And u have to decide between leaving with your bf/gf or with a friend...

2006-08-16 05:34:45 · 36 answers · asked by myfb 2 in Other - Destinations

I don't understand all of the stereotypes of different nationalities. How do they form? Do they come up because of generaliztions? I never understood why there were so many dumb stertypes of people in America.

2006-08-16 05:34:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

He cannot run now because he wasn't born here, but some republicans are trying to change laws so that he can. After checking out this site http://www.arnoldexposed.com/arnold.htm would you vote for him?

2006-08-16 05:34:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

i'm 29, took 2 yrs in highschool and didn't learn much, just want to learn some for basic communication.

2006-08-16 05:34:31 · 6 answers · asked by joedog009 2 in Other - Education

2006-08-16 05:34:28 · 38 answers · asked by lnhja 2 in Politics

Maybe a recipe that includes broccoli and cheese? Thanks

2006-08-16 05:34:21 · 9 answers · asked by n2dp4me2003 2 in Cooking & Recipes

see the link

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=AsfTRGZfN1VtbBwmRL2UhblIzKIX?qid=20060617231753AAewwRc

2006-08-16 05:34:08 · 17 answers · asked by BOYCUTE 2 in Politics

2006-08-16 05:34:07 · 4 answers · asked by robert_stefan2002 1 in Small Business

I've been thinking about getting an external hard drive, but I heard the transfer rates for USB1.1 makes it useless. But how do I check if I have 1.1 or 2.0? My computer is about five years old now, by the way.

Thanks in advance.

2006-08-16 05:34:03 · 7 answers · asked by capo328 1 in Other - Hardware

2006-08-16 05:34:02 · 3 answers · asked by el 4 in Polls & Surveys

its true! good questions help, but your avatar pays the bills.

2006-08-16 05:33:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My poor understanding is that you were not supposed to depict Allah in anyway, meaning do you take the prophet ot be a god too?

2006-08-16 05:33:40 · 18 answers · asked by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I've been working out a lot lately and started using weights on my chest for sit-ups and crunches. I've now gained about an inch on my waist. My abs do feel very firm, but I'd like my waist to be smaller, am I doing something wrong? I'm also on a low calorie diet, but the only place I have lost inches is off my hips and thighs. My waist and chest area have gained an inch.

Help anyone.

2006-08-16 05:33:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

they have no consideration for anyone at all...anytime day or night it could be totally quiet...then, car doors slamming...its horrible, I am at the point of moving. this hous is directly across the street from me and, it is a HUD house...the pople who bought it..only use it for their yuppie friends in the summer. according to HUD rules, you are to live in the HUD house year around...basically these people bypassed the system and obtained this house under bogus reasons..they started parking on my side a couple of times, and i went over...to say dont park on my side...well, the woman owner blew her top. she totally insulted me and hurt my feelings, and made all kinds of mean comments towards me...well, i felt bad, because it was her birthday, so stupid me goes over after and gave her alittle present, because i was scared that I would have something done to my house or car....this woman is very pushy, and has lots of connections with people...pls. help

2006-08-16 05:33:29 · 13 answers · asked by Winters child 6 in Community Service

Any of you have fundamentalist Christian friends? What do they say about your beliefs? Do you enjoy having arguments with them or get pissed off?

2006-08-16 05:33:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Apparantly have the most venimous poisen known to man but have now way of administering it. Is this urban myth or truth....go ahead fellow answerers - amaze me with your knowledge - or just take 2 points anyway....

2006-08-16 05:33:14 · 31 answers · asked by kissmeukgirls 1 in Biology

WQhat is your fav rock atrist or band, and what's your fav song by them and Why? Just curiosity, and i wonder if anyone will say my faves...

2006-08-16 05:33:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Need to find a manual on line to replace the mastercylinder, and the pump behind it as well. Any one have one?

2006-08-16 05:33:03 · 7 answers · asked by missb0304330 1 in Chevrolet

Your dad is looking for you.

2006-08-16 05:32:55 · 6 answers · asked by HubbaHubba20201 2 in Other - Society & Culture

What if some moron let loose a bunch of venomous snakes on a plane?Did you know that most likely, the snakes would go find a dark, warm place to go and hide? And if a couple did get in the passenger compartment and I was on the plane, I would risk my life to capture the snake and safely contain it and I would ***** slap anyone who tried to kill it, even Samuel L. I'm sorry I just love snakes and I think they have a bad rep. And silly fiction movies like this make it worse.

2006-08-16 05:32:55 · 19 answers · asked by mka1369 2 in Movies

A. 1 Scrambled egg, 2 slices whole grain toast, 1 orange, & glass of milk

or

B. 1/2 cup cooked old fashion oatmeal, 1 medium banana, & a glass of milk

2006-08-16 05:32:51 · 27 answers · asked by Sonya 5 in Cooking & Recipes

Chuck Norris is the perfect man. He has mastered the art of round house kicks and beard grooming.

Is it true that in the beginging it was Adam and Chuck Norris. God created a wom for both of them but Chuck Norris round-house-kicked his woman and therefore became the only truly perfect being?

2006-08-16 05:32:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

could portugal be included ?

2006-08-16 05:32:48 · 11 answers · asked by Europan 3 in Geography