Share your blonde jokes here!
~Why was there a bullet hole in the mirror? becasue a blonde tried to commit suicide
~Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
~Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
~Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
~Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
PLEASE SHARE MORE JOKES!
2006-08-16 05:34:51 · 29 answers · asked by qwerty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-16 19:40:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
1. A blonde and a brunette who were friends decided life wasnt fair and agreed to end it all together by jumping off a bridge. They counted and jumped at exactly the same time but the brunette hit the water first. Why? The blonde had to stop and ask for directions....
2. A detective investigating the mysterious drowning of a local blonde in her pool had it drained and promptly found a scratch-and-sniff sticker stuck to the bottom.....
3. A blonde enters an appliance store to buy a TV. She asks the salesperson, "How much is that TV up there on the shelf?" He replies that he doesnt sell to blondes. Miffed, she goes out, dyes her hair brown, and returns the next day to the store. Again, she asks about the TV, and the reply is the same. Perturbed, and thinking maybe she hadnt been disguised well enough, she goes back the next day with jet black hair, heavy makeup, completely different clothes, the works. Again she asks, and again the reply is the same, "Sorry, don't sell to blondes". "How can you tell that I'm a blonde?", she asks, amazed. He replies, "That 'TV' you've been asking about is a microwave"
2006-08-16 07:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by BushWhacker 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why did the blonde have square ****?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
Submitted by: Anthony Sandoval
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
2006-08-16 06:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How can you tell a blond has been at the computer?
There's White-out on the screen
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the Ws
(I know- that one is so old the last time you heard it you fell off the family dinasaur)
2006-08-16 05:56:19 · answer #4 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sooner or later a blonde, brunette, and redhead pass camping out. The redhead exhibits up with a cooler crammed with sodas. So the blonde says, "Why did you deliver beverages?" The redhead says, "So if we get thirsty we've some ingredient to drink." Then the brunette exhibits up with a platter crammed with snacks. Then the blonde asks, "Why did you deliver food?" The brunette solutions, "So as quickly as we get hungry we are able to consume." So then the blonde is going to the junkyard and brings lower back a vehicle door. Then the two the redhead and brunette ask, "Why did you deliver a vehicle door?" Then the blonde solutions,"So as quickly as we get warm we are able to roll down a window."
2016-09-29 08:16:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS SO FUNNY!!
One day, a blonde went into an appliance and said to the owner ''Can I have that t.v.?" The guy said no.
The next day she went back and the same thing happened.
The third day, she asked the guy the same the same question and she got the same answer. She asked him ''Why won't u sell me the t.v.?''
The owner replied saying, '' Because it's not a t.v., it's a microwave.
2006-08-16 06:36:14 · answer #6 · answered by Halle Berry 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, tired of being casted as dumb dyed her hair red and went out for a country drive. She met a shepherd and asked him:
'If I can guess the number of sheep you have, can I keep one?'
The shepherd agreed.
'24' said the blonde. She guessed! and the shepherd felt obliged to fulfill his part of the deal. As the woman was ready to climb on the car with the little animal the shepherd asked her:
'If I can guess your natural hair color, can I get back my dog?'
2006-08-16 05:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by Lumas 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok, once this blonde died, she went up to heaven (according to the joke) and knocked the door, and St. Peter came out and saw her, didn't want to deal with her so asked her if she just wanted to reencarnate, she said yes, and she also said she didn't want to be human again, if it was possible to reencarnate in a dolphin. St. Peter, looking to get rid of her, just complied with her wish, noded and closed the door. Just while turning away from the door, someone knocks again, it was the dolphin (the blonde). Didn't I just send you back to earth? what happened? why are you here again?
the blonde responded:
"I drowned"
2006-08-16 05:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One day a blonde was at home trying to finish a puzzle of a tiger! Her husband came home and said " honey what are you doing?" She said I cant figure out why these pieces wont fit for this puzzle and so her husband replied " hunny out down the frosted flakes "
2006-08-16 05:42:37 · answer #9 · answered by Cags18 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there's this blonde out in the middle of a field sitting a row boat, just rowing away. another blonde is driving by the field and gets out of her truck and yells to the blonde in the boat "it idiots like you who make blondes look dumb!" the blonde in the boat said "why don't you say that to my face?" the blonde on the road said," i would if i could swim!"
2006-08-16 05:59:21 · answer #10 · answered by CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a book printed about a hundred years ago called Women and the Wits, which is the most politically incorrect book of comments/quotes/trueisms about women ever. Horrible but hilarious. If you can find it, you'll be set.
2006-08-16 05:39:56 · answer #11 · answered by John K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋