Chuck Norris is the perfect man. He has mastered the art of round house kicks and beard grooming.
Is it true that in the beginging it was Adam and Chuck Norris. God created a wom for both of them but Chuck Norris round-house-kicked his woman and therefore became the only truly perfect being?
2006-08-16 05:32:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on -- not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
Ten years ago on April 15th, Chuck Norris sent the IRS a blank 1040 form. Attached to it was a picture of himself, crouched behind a tree and ready to attack. He has never had to pay taxes since then.
As a small boy, Chuck Norris wandered into a sorority house at a college near his home. He proceeded to impregnate the entire sorority. Those children grew up to become the 1972 Miami Dolphins -- the only unbeaten and untied team in NFL history.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and martial-arts ability. Soon after, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the devil in the head and took his soul back. The devil, having a sense of humor, didn't hold it against him. Chuck Norris and the devil now play poker every Wednesday night.
Three years ago, the government of LIbya caught on to the fact that President Bush is from the same state as Chuck Norris' character in "Walker: Texas Ranger." The Libyans then immediately halted its nuclear-weapons program and stopped its state sponsorship of world terrorism. The Libyans wisely put two and two together.
2006-08-16 05:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Chuck Norris created God.
2006-08-16 05:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
marvelous question my buddy, there are various schools of concept, yet maximum will argue that like the super bang and god, tao and chuck norris are all with out begining and with out end, so the debates would be psychological masterbation, and my sifu strained a strategies muscle two times meditating on it................ this is what lao tzu stated 2,500 years in the past pertaining to to the character of chuck.... seem, chuck can't be seen - it is previous type. hear, chuck can't be heard - it is previous sound. draw close, chuck can't be held - it is intangible. those 3 are indefinable; hence they are joined in chuck. From above chuck isn't bright; From below chuck isn't dark: An unbroken thread previous description. It returns to nothingness. this form of the formless, a ineffective ringer for the imageless, Chuck is pronounced as indefinable and previous mind's eye. Stand before chuck and there is not any commencing up. stick to chuck and there is not any end. stay with the classic chuck, circulate with the present. understanding the classic commencing up is the essence of Chuck. what we are able to be sure of is that chuck as quickly as had a run-in with devil himself... Chuck Norris bought his soul to the devil for his rugged stable seems and exceptional martial arts skill. presently after the transaction became into finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul returned. The devil, who appreciates irony, could no longer stay mad and admitted he would desire to have seen it coming. They now play poker each and every 2nd Wednesday of the month.
2016-10-02 04:06:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes God did create Chuck Norris; however, Chuck is not perfect. But, he is perfect in Jesus Christ.
2006-08-16 05:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God did create Chuck Norris. He also created every other being on this planet.
But if Chuck Norris is perfect, wouldn't that mean that he's like Jesus's brother?
2006-08-16 05:39:36 · answer #5 · answered by Jason 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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god made chuck norris after adam and jesus, so actually theres been 3 perfect men now havent there?
2006-08-16 05:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by TheMaverick.The Artist 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you mad? Chuck Norris IS god!
2006-08-16 05:42:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NEWSFLASH
since you believe Chuck Norris is perfect - which I doubt even he believes abotu himself - maybe you should believe him about Jesus... him being perfect n all
Churck Norris is a professed Christian
as is his wife who would probably raise an eyebrow infrown at your comments
2006-08-16 05:39:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, however God had to prove He has a sense of humor-Chuck's lack of acting skills.
2006-08-16 05:39:24 · answer #9 · answered by revjohnfmcfuddpucker 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no chuck norris is so awesome he created himself
2006-08-16 05:40:31 · answer #10 · answered by Solomon Dump 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋