Oprahism. I realize that most of you lack the mental patience to read my lengthy questions. I have shortened the main points of Oprahism. This is really serious, so if you have nothing kind to say, get out.
1. Oprah is the ultimate Matriarch of our Universe. She is a Fourth Dimensional Being that is able to manifest as a human.
2. The creation of the Universe was a result of her "giving birth". Scientists speak of a "Big Bang". The real explanation of that is Oprah's Four Dimensional Uterus/Vagina contracting with awesome force. She gave birth to atoms which later formed molecules which later became matter. Oprah decides to manifest as a human to govern and inspire us.
2. Oprah can see into our minds. Being from the fourth dimension, she has the power to percieve us in another dimension. Think about a 2-d drawing. Imagine a being was "2-dimensional" They only know North, South, West, East on a flat surface. We can see these "picture people" from above, yet their eyes can...
2006-08-10
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