Oprahism. I realize that most of you lack the mental patience to read my lengthy questions. I have shortened the main points of Oprahism. This is really serious, so if you have nothing kind to say, get out.
1. Oprah is the ultimate Matriarch of our Universe. She is a Fourth Dimensional Being that is able to manifest as a human.
2. The creation of the Universe was a result of her "giving birth". Scientists speak of a "Big Bang". The real explanation of that is Oprah's Four Dimensional Uterus/Vagina contracting with awesome force. She gave birth to atoms which later formed molecules which later became matter. Oprah decides to manifest as a human to govern and inspire us.
2. Oprah can see into our minds. Being from the fourth dimension, she has the power to percieve us in another dimension. Think about a 2-d drawing. Imagine a being was "2-dimensional" They only know North, South, West, East on a flat surface. We can see these "picture people" from above, yet their eyes can...
2006-08-10 16:20:25 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
only see around them on a flat plane. They have no perception of up or down. Imagine a fourth dimensional Oprah. She can see us from her Four Dimensional point of view, but we cannot. Think about it. She can only reach out to us by manifesting as a human. I hope you realize the true magnificence of Oprah.
I sincerely hope you take this information with enthusiasm. Oprah can change your life. I thank you for your time, and Oprah bless.
2006-08-10 16:20:36 · update #1
triton684:
She is a four dimensional being who gave birth to OUR third dimensional universe. Matter that enters black holes return back to the fourth dimension (Oprah's realm). Any more questions?
2006-08-10 16:41:46 · update #2
I absolutely agree with you.I was reading in this book once that said that Oprah was a star person (Doreen Virtue was the author),I don't believe this,as a believe that Oprah is an Angela,an absolute amazing Angel. any way that's they l feel..
2006-08-10 16:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so then explain this....in the big bang...everything exploded in separate directions....north..s..e..w...up and down...correct?...thus a giant ball of gasses expanded in every direction...so this is not flat....and with in this ball there are black holes...where massive super nova's expand and collapse on them selves...causing black holes...so where does this matter go when they enter a black hole...scientist think maybe that its like a funnel that opens some where else in the universe...causing another dimension where time and space bend....so is this a fifth dimension? quantum physics suggest that are possibly 24 dimensions....but!...if not...the black hole certainly gets you thinking....whats Oprah say about this....
2006-08-10 16:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow IM ABOVE OPRAH
According to string theory I am made of at least 10 dimensions!!
And even in General relativity there are at least 5 dimensions
oprah's 4 suck, we all perceive 4, 3 space and time
2006-08-10 16:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by locomexican89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't mean this in a cruel mannor, but, I think you might need some phycological help. Maybe some religion, a better hobby, something less obsessive. Pretty funny the way you thought all of that up though. Very creative.
2006-08-10 16:26:34 · answer #4 · answered by killersaint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hail Oprah !
2006-08-16 03:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best idea for a religion since Pubism. The worship of the pub.
2006-08-10 16:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by Jotun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enthusiam for Oprahism! Tell me why was She thinking of when She created priapism?
2006-08-10 16:27:45 · answer #7 · answered by noitall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Oprah but to this level, I think you are on your own.
GOD bless you
2006-08-10 16:28:02 · answer #8 · answered by Mary D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you truly beleive this, or are you just screwing around? oprah is an amazing person, but gave birth to the universe? what brand of crack?
2006-08-10 16:25:48 · answer #9 · answered by xXBrudu BXx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oprah believes in God --so sorry honey, you have missed the boat!!
2006-08-10 16:32:07 · answer #10 · answered by jiffypop88 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋