Only in America:
...Parking lots (car parks) larger than the buildings they serve.
...Sugar-frosted honey-coated deep-fat-fried cheese sticks - and a Diet Coke.
...Bumper stickers that say "Honk if you hate noise pollution".
...Football in which the ball is carried or propelled much more by hand than by foot.
...A country where the "Lower Forty-eight" states are north of Hawaii, and where the "Continental U.S" doesn't include Alaska, which is clearly on the same continent.
...A country where everyone has time to mow their three-acre lawn each week, but no one has time to cook their own food.
...A country where people drive five miles to a gym so that they can walk a mile on a treadmill.
...People who value equality so much that they think discrimination should be used to create it.
...Academic institutions known more for their athletes than their scholars.
...A country where the Big Ten has eleven schools, and a fifth is four fifths of a quart.
...A country where "evil-doer" and "do-gooder" are both negative characterizations.
...A country that claims to hate lawyers, and that elects only lawyers to public office.
...Prices of gasoline (petrol) prices that are a fraction of the price of drinking water - and people complaining about the price of gasoline.
...A State Department that has nothing to do with the states.
..."In God We Trust" written on every piece of money of a nation that alleges to separate church and state.
...A country where only the well-to-do ride bicycles.
...A country where having a passport makes one a suspect.
...Military pilots flying long missions on the War on Drugs and taking amphetamines to do so.
2006-07-27
16:21:37
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