im bored, and its an easy way to get 10 points.
2006-07-27 16:21:42 · 17 answers · asked by mmk. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tell me an embarrassing story and get 10 points if i like it the best
2006-07-27 16:29:23 · update #1
PLease tell me a story i dont want to hear "oh marys was good, give it to her"
yes it was good but i dont need you to tell me.
2006-08-04 05:52:08 · update #2
Give the 10 points to "Mary". That is hilarious.
No offense.
2006-08-02 21:34:49 · answer #1 · answered by Blujeenz♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I once went to Hershey Park and had a bathing suit top on and a very very thin white top. The bathing suit top tied around my neck and, because I had gone on a few water rides already, the white shirt I was wearing was wet and almost completely see-through. Which didn't matter, of course, as long as my bathing suit top stayed on...
So, I was riding on the newest roller coaster when I felt especially *cold*. I looked down and my bathing suit top had come completely undone around my neck - which means anyone who looked at me could see straight through my sheer white shirt to my breasts underneath!
Not so bad, right? I mean I was on a roller coaster, who was going to see me?
Except they took pictures.
Yes, as the roller coaster car went down the biggest hill, there was a flash and the ride automatically took a picture, a close up, of every individual on the ride. Including me. Not only was I sitting there with my completely sheer top, but the picture was taken just after I had discovered the bathing suit top was untied. Thus, the picture was of a very very shocked me staring down at my chest, which was practically bare for all to see.
And that's not all - it gets worse.
The pictures were each shown on a rather large tv screen above a counter, so that they could try and get all the tourists to buy the photos of their kids. So, there I was, in front of ENTIRELY too many tourists, topless. And my picture got STUCK on the TV. And NOT ONLY was it stuck up there for much longer than any other picture, but the people working at the counter didn't know what to do, so they kept yelling to each other about my picture. Mine was number three, or something, and all the people working there were like 'HEY GET NUMBER THREE DOWN! WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH NUMBER THREE? BLAH BLAH BLAH NUMBER THREE!'.
Embarressing enough?
2006-07-28 02:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK....I was overseas while still in the military. I was at church....our building had burned down so they were renting an old elementary school building each Sunday until the church building was repaired. My son at the time was 2 1/2 years old....could speak pretty well but hadn't learned to control his voice yet and everything he said was in a very loud voice. I was in the process of teaching him how to go to the bathroom standing up. In this building we were using, it was old and work was being done on it.....the room we were using for the service was seperated from the bathroom by a very very thin flimsy wall.
I took my son in the bathroom to let him go. I got him to the stall which was the one right against the wall separating from the service. He was standing there about to go and I figured I might as well too....so we were both standing there going together...remember I had been teaching him how to do it and everything involved. I taught him to shake it when he was done...I used to say..."ok...shake it now....shake it.....goooooood!" Well....we were both going and he finished first....shook it and then I finished.....as soon as he saw I was finished....In the loudest voice you've ever heard he says "SHAKE IT DADDY...SHAKE IT!....GOOOOOOOOOOD!"
I'm panicking, going "sssshhhhhhhhhhhhh...quiet!" Too late.....everyone in the service had heard it and was laughing so hard they were crying when we went back in. I was sooooo embarrassed.
2006-08-02 16:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by typicalguy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was a Friday night I was with all my friends hangin out on Sunset Blvd. We were putting up fliers for my best friends band. Well we came across this window that had all these stickers of bands all over it. I thought, 'I have a band sticker I'll just jump over this chain link fence and put it up easy enough'..... not.. As I jumped over my pant leg got caught and I flipped over. My pant leg was impaled on the top and I was hanging up side down! Of course my "friends" laughed and ran. Remember it'd is Friday Night! All these people are walking by and just laughing as I hang there. I'm laughing (out of embarrassment) so hard I'm about to pee, but my luck it would get into my eyes! FINALLY my best friend who is 6'5" see me and reaches over and pulls me up a bit unhooks my pant leg.....And I fall to the ground!
Well. that's my story!
2006-07-27 23:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by ma_zila 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at a friend's party and we started playing truth or dare. The dares started getting pretty wild, and one of my friends got dared to take her bra off (from under her shirt). Pity she chose to wear a really nice, but rather sheer, shirt that night. She spent the rest of the game pretty much topless, much to the boys' delight.
Then I was the next to get a dare. I had to stand up in front of everyone and let one of the guys take my panties off from under my skirt. It was SO embarrassing. And he made sure he got a good feel of everything in the process. And to make things worse I had to spend the whole night commando because he decided to keep my panties as a souvenir.
2006-07-28 22:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time I drank too much before going out to a bar with my new boyfriend. I felt fine when we left but got drunker as time went on and the booze caught up with me. We met some other people at the bar that I had never met before. Not long after arriving at the bar I got really sick and I threw up right at the table. Then we left.
2006-08-04 22:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by mom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK this is a good one. One time I was helping my Aunt out at this camp. I was like only 10. So this boy named like Rossandre gets a really bad cut, and my Aunt wanted me to go into her pocketbook for a band-aid or tissue. I pulled what looked like a bandage out and brought it to the boy, unwrapped it, and put it on his arm. My Aunt started cracking up, and I realized why when the pad said Playtex on it.
2006-08-04 19:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Back... way back... I was about 16 at least... and I had some house guests, a family of Americans (back when I lived in Europe) that was stationed with his family in Germany... Anyway they had 2 sons, but the older one was soo cute.. and about my age...
It was winter, and I offered to take their coats , but I got tongue tied, and said the wrong thing instead: "would you like to take your clothes off?"
The guy was black, but I could see the red in his face.. And just so I wouldn't do that again, he comes to me and says... "Sweetums, clothes is EVERYTHING I have on" ... and left me to my misery...
Oh, but we had a good laugh later.
2006-08-04 21:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at a friends house a few years ago and there were a lot of people there. One girl I didn't like was there. I lost track of everybody and saw the girl's purse but not her. I went to grab it and she was sitting across the way and saw. I was sooo embarrassed, everyone saw.
2006-08-04 05:30:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
At work the other day, a gentleman and his wife came in to the office, and as I was having them fill out their information he came up to me and pointed out that his paperwork said "@SS" on the section where his name was supposed to be. I quickly remembered that I had typed that in to remind myself to tell the person meeting with him that he was an @sshole, and had forgotten to remove it before having him fill it out....oops.
2006-08-04 18:54:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋