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Harold is 82 and having some prostate problems. After examining him, the doctor gives him a specimen jar and says "Take this home with you, and try to produce a semen specimen. Stop by tomorrow and drop it off so I can run a few tests."

Harold takes the jar and heads home. The next day Harold comes in and asks to speak with the doctor. When he is taken into the office, the doctor asks how he made out. "Not good, Doc." Says Harold. "I went home and tried to do what you said. I tried with my right hand 'til it was cramped from the arthritis...no luck. I tried with my left hand, until I had blisters…no luck.

I asked my wife to help me out, so she tried with her left hand and with her right hand.... no luck. She even tried with her mouth. She tried with her teeth in, and she tried with her teeth out...no luck. Then we called Edna, next door, to see if she could help...."
"Good Grief man!" exclaimed the doctor, "You asked your neighbor to help you?"

"Yep." says Harold, "None of us could get the lid off that jar."

2006-07-25 02:54:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

First of all, Sr would have taken some of these young drivers and gave them the how to talk. JR's ********* would be under control and maybe the media would shut up about Tony since he aint the only one doing things wrong!!!
We miss you Dale!!!

2006-07-25 02:54:13 · 18 answers · asked by Smokes Angel 3 in Auto Racing

Recently I found a printout with a facebook user's username and password. I logged in as them to see if it was legit, and lo and behold, it was. So how can I tell this guy that he seriously needs to change his password without revealing who I am, since I wouldn't believe my story if someone else told it to me? I'd rather not get in trouble for doing the right thing here.

2006-07-25 02:54:05 · 1 answers · asked by sirpwilson 1 in Etiquette

2006-07-25 02:53:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

what is the cause and remedy,,need help.

2006-07-25 02:53:46 · 6 answers · asked by pak_hydro 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

express 9 ^ (7) - 5 ^ (7) into three sets of difference of two squares.

2006-07-25 02:53:45 · 2 answers · asked by rajesh bhowmick 2 in Mathematics

Is morality the weopen politicins use to maniplute us, the mask behind which they hide their true aggendas. Do politician wip up moral issues so as to get our support for their actinn which realy have any connecton with the moral issue. Are morals simple weopens politician use to manilupate us. When politician want something done such as invading Iraq do they then loook around for some moral justification they know the people will agree with so as to get our support for what really has nothing to do with the moral issue they use to maniplulate us- do they treat us as cattle behind the mask of morality

2006-07-25 02:53:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Need some idea's for cookies that don't have any egg in the ingrediants.

2006-07-25 02:53:43 · 9 answers · asked by Judith O 3 in Cooking & Recipes

OK MY BROTHER JASON IZ N NEWYORK AND HE JUST RECENTLY TOLD ME ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP HES GOTTEN INTO WITH A 16 YR OLD, NOW OF COURSE IF THEY WERE HAVING SEX WE ALL KNOW THAT WOULD BE STATIOTORY RAPE, BUT HE SAYS THERE NOT HAVING SEX, I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE WENT FROM HAVING RELATIONSHIPS WITH 25 YR OLDZ, TO HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH A 16 YR OLD, IT IZ VERY COMMON FOR A YOUNGER FEMALE TO BE ATTRACTED TO AN OLDER FEMALE UP NORTH BUT THAT STYLL DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT, WELL........ @-LEAST THATS MY OPINION

2006-07-25 02:53:41 · 19 answers · asked by shayshay 1 in Singles & Dating

I just gave birth to my daughter on the 11th of this month and I had what my doctor called a star cut and episiotomy which he used only his hands/fingers to rip me open during the process according to my husband, I wasnt paying attention at the time considering. Is that legal to use your fingers to tear a woman open for labor or is it procedure to have to use scissors? He also was the one who stitched me up and because of too much pain I went back and found out he left a gause inside of me that was there for a week and 2 days, which following I got a UTI, dont know if the bacteria from the gause might have been what caused all of this? If anyone knows anything about all of this please let me know if things were done right or if I should report any of this if it is serious or any form of malpractice. Thanks!

2006-07-25 02:53:39 · 5 answers · asked by brighteyes22_22 1 in Other - Health

no pervs please

2006-07-25 02:53:39 · 27 answers · asked by ROSIE 3 in Other - Entertainment

I am seriously unhappy with my life. I hate eveything, My life is so routine. I wake up everyday to come to this stupid job, where I sit in an office for 9 hours alone. Then at 5, my boyfiend comes to pick me up. By 5:30, my cell phone is ringing like crazy becasue my boyfrineds friends are always looking for him. He tells them to come over and I sit around while they talk and watch stupid skateboard movies, (not my thing) Then, when everyobe finallt leaves (usually about 10) we make dinner and eat. By 11, we are in bed and my boyfriend expects me to "perform my duties" Lately I have been cutting him off because I'm starting to feel really alone, and when I tell him I am not in the mood- He turns around and goes to sleep all offended. What the hell am I doing wrong? What should I do to change my life so I can be happy too?

2006-07-25 02:53:35 · 17 answers · asked by nat_00420 2 in Singles & Dating

i want to put my grandsons name on his playroom wall in big letters.Does anyone know where i can print some off cos word processor only goes up to size 72,i need them bigger

2006-07-25 02:53:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

2006-07-25 02:53:12 · 14 answers · asked by hoboken134 2 in Singles & Dating

My sister just had a her first baby on the weekend I am wondering who puts the baby shower on ? and what to get them ?

2006-07-25 02:53:09 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Newborn & Baby

comments.

2006-07-25 02:53:06 · 6 answers · asked by SEM TOP 7 in Physics

my stepdaughter just recently told me that she never looks/looked at me as a father figure in her life. she was very upset at the time when she said it because her mom and i decided to take her cell phone as a consequence for being disrespectful towards us and other adults.

this is the first time that she has ever said anything like this since my wife and i have been together..(almost 3 years)

i am really hurt behind this statement. i know i need to forgive her and continue to be there for her, and show her that i love her...but it is very hard because i'm holding a grudge, i'm bitter, and i really dont want to do any of those things right now..

any suggestions/advice...serious responses only please thanks

2006-07-25 02:53:03 · 18 answers · asked by heresthedeal 2 in Parenting

20 “And if a man beats his male or female servant with a rod, so that he dies under his hand, he shall surely be punished. 21 Notwithstanding, if he remains alive a day or two, he shall not be punished; for he is his property.

Exodus 21:20-21 (New King James Version)

24 “A disciple is not above his teacher, nor a servant above his master.

Matthew 10:24 (New King James Version)

2006-07-25 02:53:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-25 02:52:58 · 4 answers · asked by augustina 1 in Tunisia

In the last year or so I have noticed -- actually HEARD -- all kinds of snapping and popping primarily in my knees when I stand up, or clicking in my shoulder when I lift my arm. There is no pain whatsover, but some days I am so "noisy," I wonder what is going on. A friend, also in the 50s, said it was cartilage and advised to "check it out at the doc's." But the "doc" (actually a physician's assistant; military retirees have problems with health care services as this never-ending GWT rages on) didn't even acknowledge it as a problem...of course I had about four or five ailments to complain about that day.

What this old warhorse would like to know is, what is this all about? Does it signal something more serious down the road, and what should I do/mention to a caregiver about it? I do carry too much tonnage (ca. 205 pounds on a 5'10 1/2" inch frame, I would guess), but don't want to give up good eating!

One day I'm afraid I might hear the sound of a pencil breaking in my knee!

2006-07-25 02:52:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

2006-07-25 02:52:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

i am scared that they infected me i just wentt to support my friend and she would only have a test if i had one..what is your take on this ?

2006-07-25 02:52:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

It is asking for my old pass word, new pass word, full name and address and security code or else my yahoo account will be blocked! They say this is becuase I logged in wrong on a day I wasn't in, has anyone had this and do you know if its genuine? Thank you.

2006-07-25 02:52:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

name is Brian Scott Gray....originally from Indiana....last known location was around Everette WA....used to work for Ram Enterprises....would love to hear from him....been about 13 years since last spoke to him....if anybody knows how I can contact him (phone #...email....etc) please let me know

2006-07-25 02:52:13 · 1 answers · asked by echoedwhispers 3 in Friends

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