Intelligent Design has been lauded in recent years as providing a much needed balance to the teaching of evolution. However, it's argument is very arbitrary in nature. Another alternative, and one we likely would see if Intelligent Design were admitted into the classroom, is the following:
75,000,000 years ago a being named Xenu ruled the Galactic Confederacy. When Xenu was close to being overthrown by a revolution he devised a plan to eliminate the excess populations of people under his dominion. With the aid of psychiatrists he drugged billions of people and then loaded them on space planes to be exterminated on a planet known as Teegeeack (Earth).
After reaching Teegeeack, the people were unloaded and placed around volcanoes ... then the volcanoes were blown high by implaced hydrogen bombs. Only a relatively few physical bodies survived.
The Thetans (souls of the dead bodies) were then brainwashed and later clustered into the surviving bodies.
2006-07-24
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