An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to talk to the rabbi.
The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion. “Hire a handsome young man, and have him wave a towel over you while you are making love. This will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.
The couple goes home and follows the rabbi’s advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them while they make love. It doesn’t help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed they go back to the rabbi.
“Okay,” says the rabbi to the husband. “Let’s try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel.”
Once again they follow the rabbi’s advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets working with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, “You see, you young schmuck? THAT’S how you wave a towel!”
2006-07-24
06:11:44
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