All categories - 22 July 2006

This horse on a farm goes up to the cow and goes, "I have a bigger dick than u" then he beats him up. The horse then goes up to a sheep and goes "I have a bigger dick than u" and beats him up too. He then goes up to the female cat and says "I have a bigger dick than u" and the cat replies "I don’t have a dick" then she beats up the horse. The moral of the story is, no matter how big the dick, the p.u.s.s.y can always take it.

2006-07-22 06:17:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

As the saying goes "no tiky no shirty"
we dont have to study Darwin"s Evolution to figure that out?

2006-07-22 06:17:47 · 5 answers · asked by goring 6 in Biology

'd love to hear opinions from people that are NOT breastfeeders, PLEASE.

2006-07-22 06:17:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2006-07-22 06:17:44 · 12 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-22 06:17:40 · 10 answers · asked by david f 1 in Current Events

2006-07-22 06:17:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

If when you die you could chose how to be cared for what would you chose? Burial, cremation, mummification or burning on a pyre? I know some of these aren't allowed anymore but if they were? mine would be pyre.

2006-07-22 06:17:17 · 9 answers · asked by me 5 in Other - Health

What is the maximum number of people that California can feed on its own given current agricultural technology and land use, and discounting, for the sake of argument, food imports and exports?

2006-07-22 06:17:15 · 2 answers · asked by Don Inen 2 in Geography

And how dare they wear tank tops?

2006-07-22 06:17:12 · 8 answers · asked by men are pigs 2 in Fashion & Accessories

I think they will. They are peeking at the right time and just picked up the bat they need in Shea Hillenbrand.

2006-07-22 06:17:08 · 10 answers · asked by North Dakota baseball player 2 in Baseball

ive known this mate about 2 and a half years now hes always been abit weird but he was ok recenly hes being acting a right bell end he thinks he can mouth at me all the time answer wit a filthy atititude and hes started to hang round wit a load of football houligans which doesn't bother me but i was the only 1 who went to his 18th birthday last year and his 19th last week some of his (mates) were meant to turn up but didnt as i expects im thinking of tell him to fcuk off wot should i do

2006-07-22 06:17:01 · 10 answers · asked by gerald_kelly2004 5 in Friends

http://fromisraeltolebanon.info/

2006-07-22 06:16:55 · 25 answers · asked by googlefan 1 in Politics

WEBSITE

2006-07-22 06:16:52 · 4 answers · asked by Duck Jr. 4 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-07-22 06:16:50 · 2 answers · asked by charlieyff 1 in Words & Wordplay

Lets say you get a speeding ticket for about $115.00 .. . One of my friends told me that I should mail in the check for about $124.00 or something... The court will send you the refund check back for $9.00, since its overpaid... You should just trash that check... Your drivers record wont be updated unless that check clears.... and they wont even bother you since it has been paid... The account never gets settled and hence never updated... which means clean driving record..... does this really work?

2006-07-22 06:16:44 · 12 answers · asked by shamruq 3 in Safety

Also How are the animated GIF Icons made?

2006-07-22 06:16:43 · 2 answers · asked by Damn Right! 2 in Software

how do u no your ready for sex

2006-07-22 06:16:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

A NY wholesale clothing company had received a large shipment of men's suits from Europe. Many years ago.

They received about 200 suits with two left sleeves.

The mfg. in Europe did not know what to do with them. The cost of return, and remake would be beyond any value of the suits.

They also agreed to adjust the cost to the normal cost %, whatever price anyone could sell them for.

They told the merchant to brainstorm it and try to come up with a solution. And they did, held a sales meeting.

One salesman said he could sell them.

And he did. Every one.

If anyone is curious, email me. eejayi@yahoo.com
Can anyone guess to whom they were sold?

This is no joke, no prank, just a factual answer. I'm not a crank, or predator. I'm 78, just waiting alone for the end.

I really am curious as to how many will want to know to whom they were sold.

NO CHEATING, don't email me unless you have posted an answer. I will only respond to those.

2006-07-22 06:16:22 · 3 answers · asked by ed 7 in Careers & Employment

I need to teach my dog to sleep on her own bed those that mean she need to go back in to her room or should I train her to sleep in her own bed.

2006-07-22 06:16:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

We have a Krups espresso machine, and we have read the manual and cleaned it out with vinegar like it said, but the flavor is still not the same as it was brand new. We use it everyday, so I was wondering if there is something we could do to get the old coffee smell/flavor out of the machine?

2006-07-22 06:16:18 · 5 answers · asked by silverchick 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

what can i do to spice up our love life

2006-07-22 06:16:15 · 10 answers · asked by joan h 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-07-22 06:16:09 · 11 answers · asked by YESHUA Y 2 in Religion & Spirituality

i don't want to have sex before marriage with my boyfriend.. but is it ok to do other stuff? like oral?
i'm just wondering if that's morally alright? i know this sounds like a stupid question but i'm completely serious and confused
he tells me it's alright
but i'm not sure?

2006-07-22 06:16:00 · 17 answers · asked by jenny lou 1 in Adolescent

My little cousin is sleeping over and I don't want to bore her. We were supposed to go to the beach tomorrow but it's raining all week. Any suggestions on what to do?

2006-07-22 06:15:59 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

i want to take him to blackpool has their is plenty for him to do

2006-07-22 06:15:55 · 11 answers · asked by susanrad10 2 in Other - United Kingdom

I NEED TO KNOW
don't go on my e mail adress ether

2006-07-22 06:15:49 · 10 answers · asked by r.i.c. 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I'm looking for a laptop that's pretty cheap and I don't know where to find one! I've been to Circuit city, ebay, Walmart, Amazon, and a whole bunch of other places!!! I don't want to pay over 450 dollars for one, and I don't want a used on either, because of course, they're probably bad. I also want it to have word and paint on it, so software but I don't need the internet on it either. Any suggestions? Please, I need all the help I can get!!!

2006-07-22 06:15:44 · 8 answers · asked by lee_lee_wolf 1 in Software

The ded fish has green stomec if that halps(ther not exotik).

2006-07-22 06:15:40 · 3 answers · asked by stan z 1 in Fish

2006-07-22 06:15:37 · 21 answers · asked by jacicat 3 in Television