This horse on a farm goes up to the cow and goes, "I have a bigger dick than u" then he beats him up. The horse then goes up to a sheep and goes "I have a bigger dick than u" and beats him up too. He then goes up to the female cat and says "I have a bigger dick than u" and the cat replies "I don’t have a dick" then she beats up the horse. The moral of the story is, no matter how big the dick, the p.u.s.s.y can always take it.
2006-07-22 06:17:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Yes ..... ok ... I'm still waiting. Where is it?
2006-07-22 06:23:18 · answer #1 · answered by mel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, I bet you get reported...I got one though. There was a bar that had a sign outside which said "Free drinks to anyone who can make my horse laugh". One time, this guy went into the bar and whispered something into the horses ear, and the horse started to laugh. The man got his drink. A few weeks later the man went to the bar and the bar tender said, how can I get the horse to stop laughing, he won't stop now! The man said, if you give me some more free beer, I 'll stop it. The bar tender said yes, so the man went over and whispered something in the horses ear, and the horse started to cry. As the man drank his beer, the bartender asked,"How did you do it?" The man said, I told the horse last time, that my"thing" was bigger than his...this time, I showed him:)
2006-07-22 13:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by ralahinn1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cows don't have penises, and neither do chickens. Try bulls and roosters. Plus, it's not very funny anyway.
2006-07-22 13:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by Brianman3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it.
2006-07-22 13:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋