A man walks into a bar and demands a shot of
whiskey. The bartender complies and the man takes
the shot, puts it down and looks into his shirt
pocket. "Another", he says. Once again the
bartender gives him a shot, he downs it and then
looks into his pocket. "Another" and so on. This
goes on for awhile until the bartender whose
curiosity is peaked asks the man "Sir, why is it
that after every drink you look into your pocket".
The man (quite drunk) slurrs in response, "In my
pocket I have a picture of my wife and when she
starts looking good I'll go Home!"
2006-07-18
20:04:16
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