another joke.....rtngs pls......:)?

Question

A man walks into a bar and demands a shot of
whiskey. The bartender complies and the man takes
the shot, puts it down and looks into his shirt
pocket. "Another", he says. Once again the
bartender gives him a shot, he downs it and then
looks into his pocket. "Another" and so on. This
goes on for awhile until the bartender whose
curiosity is peaked asks the man "Sir, why is it
that after every drink you look into your pocket".
The man (quite drunk) slurrs in response, "In my
pocket I have a picture of my wife and when she
starts looking good I'll go Home!"

Answer 1

awesome joke kool that b***** above has no idea

Answer 2

10+

Answer 3

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"

Answer 4

nyuknyuknyuk... I bet that how he got married in the first place heheh oh.. err... 8/10

Answer 5

large job i love it you rocks thanks to bypass cheers lol 10/10!!!!! and thanks for making me snigger because i ought to did like it and plus i quite a lot moist my pants for giggling so difficult because you somewhat did hit the spot with this one on the right time!and plus i had in basic terms gave you a celeb!!!!!!!

Answer 6

booooooooooooo! ive heard that one like 2304820395877342 yrs ago.

Answer 7

now this one is waaaaaaaaaay better than the cow one

Answer 8

haahaahaa... i guess he'll end up buying the bar over.

Answer 9

MOO