2006-07-18 20:06:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any". "But I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........
" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "
2006-07-19 16:49:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Blonde And The Electric Bathtub
A blonde bought a new bath tub.
The very next day she went back into the shop and complained:
"I run the water but it doesn't stay in the bath"
Shopkeeper: "Did you put the plug in it?
Blonde: "I didn't know i was electrical"
2006-07-19 08:27:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do blonde's like tilt steering wheels in a car??
more head room!!!
What time is it when the dome light comes on in the car!!
time for the blond to go home!!!! lol !!!
2006-07-19 03:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by Givingitthought 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh....heres a dirty joke, a girl fell in the mud, heres a clean joke, the girl took a bath with bubbles, heres another dirty joke, BUBBLES WAS A GIRL! lol its old, but it gets me everytime! im a fawkin comedian!
2006-07-18 20:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by chickfilet7786 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive got one
a blond bar tender is takin out the trash out the bak of the pub and notices someone has taken her bosses car she runs inside and screams out " boss boss some one has stolen your car!"
the boss replies with a quick "did u ring the police?" and the blond says "no i did betta i got the number plate..."
lol hard to get but its funny
2006-07-18 20:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by rokstah_3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
2006-07-18 20:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by thing s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know, i'm blonde
2006-07-18 20:09:32 · answer #7 · answered by Katrina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋