This couple goes to an agricultural show way out
in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are
watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull
to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull
reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs,
& comments, "See! That was more than 5 times
a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine
specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last
year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's
some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this
comparison.
The third bull is up for sale:
"And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365
times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year!
How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells
back, "Sure, once a day!... But ask the auctioneer
if they were all with the same cow!!!"
2006-07-18
19:58:23
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