one day mom had to do a haemorrhoids operation..the next day her neighbours, looking concerned, came to the house and asked how she is...
"we saw an ambulance at your home last night...is ll ok?"
"oh yes..nothing serious..Fran had to do some operation up her a$s!!" replied dad. at this, his son, Tommy looked at him dumbfounded...
"dad...please don't say that about mom..be decent! you can say 'Rectum'"
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that same day another group of neighbours came by
"Oh, how's Fran? is she alright? we saw an ambulance and..."
" oh she's ok...a small thing, she did an operation up her....." at this he rememberedTommy's advise, but forgot the word...
"hey, Tommy....what did you say your mom's a$s was called?"
2006-07-12
22:53:19
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