Two Mexicans, Jaun and Jimmy ( i know Jimmy isn't a spanish name..but didn't feel like thinking) are on a roof laying tile. The ladder suddenly feel down because of a gust of win that blew by.
"I have an idea," said Jaun. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."
"What, do you think im stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down the beam of light."
"What, do you think im stupid? You'll just turn it off the flashlight when im halfway there."
blonde and brunette...could of probaly fit in there...instead of mexicans...but oh well.
This one is pretty....simple...
Two Arabs were in the middle of the desert. When on of them gets somethign blown in his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "hold still, Abdul, it might be sand."
A Mexican and a black man jumps off a building...who lands first?
The Mexican because the black man had to stop on the way down to spray paint the wall.
2006-07-12
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