Two Mexicans, Jaun and Jimmy ( i know Jimmy isn't a spanish name..but didn't feel like thinking) are on a roof laying tile. The ladder suddenly feel down because of a gust of win that blew by.
"I have an idea," said Jaun. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."
"What, do you think im stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down the beam of light."
"What, do you think im stupid? You'll just turn it off the flashlight when im halfway there."
blonde and brunette...could of probaly fit in there...instead of mexicans...but oh well.
This one is pretty....simple...
Two Arabs were in the middle of the desert. When on of them gets somethign blown in his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "hold still, Abdul, it might be sand."
A Mexican and a black man jumps off a building...who lands first?
The Mexican because the black man had to stop on the way down to spray paint the wall.
2006-07-12 23:04:33 · 10 answers · asked by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HECK YES peace gave me an idea.....ty peace :D
2006-07-12 23:12:07 · update #1
rofl.... i like that pinata joke.......
2006-07-12 23:40:11 · update #2
hahahahha.....that was hilarious dude. i loved da 1st one.
2006-07-12 23:09:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Last Redneck Laugh
There was a Mexican, a Canadian and an Redneck on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. To be shot.
2. To be hung.
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the Mexican said, "Shoot me right in the head." Bang! (he was dead instantly).
Then the Canadian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
2006-07-13 19:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the Abdul joke it was funny! I didn't get the rest though but the jimmy thing was funny. I've never heard of a mexican jimmy either! Lol I am bad at catching most jokes for some reason and I am not blonde! ta he he he
2006-07-12 23:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by TootsiePop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you keep black kids from jumping on the bed?....
Put velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get them down?...
Blindfold a bunch of mexicans and tell them theyre pinata's!!
2006-07-12 23:38:51 · answer #4 · answered by micron816 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever
2006-07-12 23:12:36 · answer #5 · answered by toots 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-07-12 23:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-07-13 00:18:49 · answer #7 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well good - the question is inspired by mr. peace isn't it?
2006-07-12 23:10:36 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm. answered..
2006-07-12 23:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by ITGUY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat is this can u tel me
2006-07-12 23:11:40 · answer #10 · answered by friendly to u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋