1 bicycles dont get pregnant
2 you can ride your bicycle any old time
3 bicycles dont have parents
4 bicycles dont whine unless something is really wrong
5 you can share your bicycle with your friends
6 bicycles dont care how many other bicycles youve ridden
7 when riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time
8 bicycles dont care how many other bicycles you have
9 bicycles dont care if you look at other bicycles
10 bicycles dont care if you buy bicycle magazine
11 if your bicycle goes flat you can fix it
12 you dont have to b jealous of the guy who works on the bicycle
13 if you say bad things to your bicycle you dont have to apologize before you ride it again
14 you can ride your bicycle the 1st time you meet it without having to take it to dinner see a movie or meet its mother
15 the only protection you have to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helmut
2006-07-06
02:32:54
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