A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate.
His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless
it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big
Army car came up with a general seated in the
back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler"
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got
to have a sticker on the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come
through. I have orders to shoot if you try
driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive
on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said,
"General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the
the driver?"
2006-07-05
18:26:49
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