A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate.
His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless
it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big
Army car came up with a general seated in the
back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler"
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got
to have a sticker on the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come
through. I have orders to shoot if you try
driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive
on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said,
"General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the
the driver?"
2006-07-05 18:26:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe... maybe a 6/10...
did I mention its hot here...
2006-07-05 18:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
5
2006-07-06 02:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by steph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-07-06 01:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-07-06 01:30:17 · answer #4 · answered by mz.Tiza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2006-07-06 01:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/5
2006-07-06 01:37:51 · answer #6 · answered by the Eyeball rocker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good.....7 out of 10
2006-07-06 01:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing, Still Laughing and more Laughing.
2006-07-06 01:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋