George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the
creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered
the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. said,
"No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign
them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in
TV and stereo headset!"
George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't
look like you are handicapped?"
The kid replied, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your
*** from drowning."
Funny comments anybody...anybody? Hello? Are you there?
Where is there?
SmileyCat : )
2006-06-25
21:02:34
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