George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the
creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered
the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W. said,
"No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign
them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in
TV and stereo headset!"
George W. was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't
look like you are handicapped?"
The kid replied, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your
*** from drowning."
Funny comments anybody...anybody? Hello? Are you there?
Where is there?
SmileyCat : )
2006-06-25 21:02:34 · 7 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha ha ha ..
another good one!!
The guys I know in the Union will love it ( most of my guy friends are, and they are always cracking on Bush..)
Thanks again for the laugh..
2006-06-30 15:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing regarding the situation in Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits in stunned silence--shocked at this uncharacteristic display of emotion--nervously watching as the President sits slumped in his chair with his head in his hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
2006-06-29 20:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Chris M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny one.
Keep smiling Smiley
Cheers!!!
2006-06-26 04:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldiiee but still funniieee
2006-06-26 04:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, I wish I was one of those kids.... Oh well. pretty good joke...
2006-06-26 06:27:17 · answer #5 · answered by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but very old.
2006-06-26 04:05:04 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^
2006-06-26 04:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋