Ok, what are some spells that make you grow facial hair?

Answer 1

Seriously, this will work.

Once each morning, place your head into the toilet and flush. The negative pressure will "pull" on the budding hair folicles and will stimulate growth. Remember to hold your breath while you do this. You can do it again in the evening, but not more often than that. More often, and the moisture will damage the new hair.

If you live on a farm, you can also increase the growth by rubbing dry cattle manure on your face. Humans originally evolved hair on the face to keep dirt off of the skin, making for a more sanitary facial area for early man. Rubbing manure on the face kicks in those prehistoric genes, and causes hair to grow. Again, don't do this too often. Once a day is fine. Perhaps if you do this before you flush your face, it would be more convenient.

The combined method has worked on every single male that has ever tried it, and quite a few females as well.

Both of these methods stimulate very basic human genetic response. So you might have to do this for a few years. Assuming your pre-teen or early teen (and male), this will mean these methods will be growing hair when you're around 16, 18 tops.

Buy that razor now. You'll be needing it. Please, let me know how it goes. If you grow too much hair, I'll let you know some tried and true methods for removal as well.

Answer 2

I don't know any spells but I do know one thing that makes facial hair grow. When me and all of my friends were trying to get facial hair, my great grandpa told me this trick and IT WORKED! You have to get some vinegar and some toothpaste. Ask your mom for the vinegar that she uses. Take your vinegar and toothpaste and a wash cloth and go into the bathroom. Pour the vinegar all over the washrag and hold it on your face in the places that you want your hair to grow. It will smell bad so be prepared. The more vinegar you put on the rag, the more hair will grow. Keep adding more vinegar on the rag and keep pressing it onto your face. After about 5 minutes of soaking your face with the vinegar rag, let it air dry. When it's done drying, take your toothpaste and wipe it on your face like a man puts on shaving cream. Just smear it everywhere that you want the hair to grow. The reason you use toothpaste is because it has Sodium Fluoride in it and when it reacts with soaked-in vinegar, it stimulates hair growth. So leave the toothpaste on your face for 1 hour and then rinse it off. Do this once a day for 7 days and you will be growing facial hair. It worked for me and now I have to shave everyday.

Answer 3

remember the rule,,,,,,, Harm None. now why in the world do you want a spell for that? Its a rather stupid thing to want. Use rogaine on your face . They found rogaine worked for hair growth because it was a blood pressure or heart medicine and those people taking it started growing hair all over.

Answer 4

Here is The Spell that you're looking for:

'Oh hair from anywhere
appear on this
face

Let it grow nice
and smooth
and then i'll look
Cool!!!'

Answer 5

Perhaps you could put Rogaine For Men on your face.

Answer 6

good grief, you probably look better without facial hair anyways

Answer 7

Ever mind the law you should three times bad and three times good. I wouldn't do this if I were you

Answer 8

well, you can wash your face with some medicine ask for it in the pharmecy.

Answer 9

puberty

Answer 10

you could m@sturb8...oops wait.. that hairy palms... gee you got me!