Time-Honored Truths and Universal Laws
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
2007-09-09
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