Time-Honored Truths and Universal Laws
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
2007-09-09 05:12:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Egypt
Given a 50-50 chance, you will be wrong 90% of the time.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If you think there is good in everybody, then you haven't met everybody.
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
Success always occurs in private and failure in public
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
2007-09-09 05:13:11 · update #1
You should not confuse your career with your life.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason we observe Daylight Saving Time.
2007-09-09 05:14:06 · update #2
can't get it.
nice.
nice.
big wide LOL.
wise.
right.
wise.
right.
sorry.
sorry.
good.
yes right.
may be.
may be.
2007-09-09 06:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by بهي الطلعه 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
U said it sister it is "the truth", honestly Farah, lol, thanks a million sweety u always mange to make me smile and laugh. God Bless U and Yr family.
2007-09-09 06:05:45 · answer #2 · answered by Hope 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the hearty laugh. Some more please !
2007-09-09 19:26:15 · answer #3 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋