An Israeli doctor says :
"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A British doctor says:
"That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Canadian doctor says:
"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
A Zimbabwean doctor: not to be outdone, says:
"You guys are way behind. We just took a man with no brain - made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work."
2007-06-24
04:06:38
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Porgie
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