A South African is drinking in a New York bar when his cellphone rings. He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy. Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just shrugs and says, "We make 'em big back home folks. My boy´s typically South African". Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of "WOW" are heard. One woman even faints due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the South African returns to the same bar. Barman says "We were going to call you, everyone´s been making bets as to how much your 12kg son weighs now, soooooooooo how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg´s. The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks "What happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he was born". The South African father takes a slow swig from his long neck Castle beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans proudly over to the bartender and says .........
2007-06-24 04:00:20 · 8 answers · asked by Porgie 7 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
.....had him circumcised, boet!
2007-06-24 04:02:52 · update #1
To Heavy D: Sorry, dude. I didn't see that joke posted here. I'll try and come up with sumpin more original next time!
2007-06-24 04:52:30 · update #2
Oh my flippin goodness!!!
So how much weight will I be taking off of my little "Reb" after he's born?
Very funny Porgie... (",)
2007-06-24 22:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by Reb Da Rebel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it. I stood in a bus queue in Joberg. The chap in front of me had a flat head and cauliflower ears. the youngster in the back of me grow to be guffawing. I advised him "howdy, do not snicker. That guy is a countrywide hero. while there grow to be a mining catastrophe some years returned, that chap stood there and held the roof up whilst the different miners have been given out" "Sorry" sez the lad, "i did not understand. yet that purely explains his flat head. What approximately his cauliflower ears?" "Oh this is while they hammered him into place"
2016-09-28 09:30:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VIVA SA..
still an awesome joke..
thanks
2007-06-24 06:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by unity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA ha ha ,it still cracks me up ! unfortunately it was posted on last Friday as well !
2007-06-24 04:33:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny funny funny funny!
2007-06-24 07:48:41 · answer #5 · answered by L.R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-06-24 04:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by Saki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...haha, just checked that one just now.
2007-06-24 04:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!!!
2007-06-24 04:11:19 · answer #8 · answered by andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋