Are very depressed, always floss, don’t suffer from depression, halitosis, diarrhea, shingles, scurvy, kuru, hangnails, rickets, ingrown toenails, bad fashion sense, indigestion, headaches, heartburn, aneurisms, flatus, or hangovers, they never lie, get dehydrated, cheat, stub a toe, steal, lose their car keys, lust in their heart, stay up too late, bang their heads, improperly fold a map, have an eating disorder, make a social faux pax, misspell words (except atheist), have abortions, drink too much, stain a joint, get divorced, commit adultery, forget to take out the trash, have ear wax build up, bite their tongue, belch out loud, projectile vomit, believe in evolution, become obese, become impatient, have errant nostril hairs, they always believe the Bible, are loving, kind and patient, never curse or swear or question God and never ever ever chew with their mouth open.
Am I missing anything?
2007-09-10
06:26:42
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