Are very depressed, always floss, don’t suffer from depression, halitosis, diarrhea, shingles, scurvy, kuru, hangnails, rickets, ingrown toenails, bad fashion sense, indigestion, headaches, heartburn, aneurisms, flatus, or hangovers, they never lie, get dehydrated, cheat, stub a toe, steal, lose their car keys, lust in their heart, stay up too late, bang their heads, improperly fold a map, have an eating disorder, make a social faux pax, misspell words (except atheist), have abortions, drink too much, stain a joint, get divorced, commit adultery, forget to take out the trash, have ear wax build up, bite their tongue, belch out loud, projectile vomit, believe in evolution, become obese, become impatient, have errant nostril hairs, they always believe the Bible, are loving, kind and patient, never curse or swear or question God and never ever ever chew with their mouth open.
Am I missing anything?
2007-09-10 06:26:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
crap> It should read "never depressed".
"Are never depressed..."
2007-09-10 06:31:49 · update #1
But I'm so good at being an idiot.
2007-09-10 06:34:05 · update #2
~Smirk~... Hmmmm... Really?!? I just might convert!
2007-09-10 06:39:41 · update #3
You forgot butt zits. They never get butt zits either....
2007-09-10 06:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the true christians are just as 'normal' as the rest of us. Some of that list is very applicable to the christians in my family.
2007-09-10 15:21:54 · answer #2 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you are missing the big picture. It's not that Christians are perfect, it's that we all have sinned and we are all in need of our savior. He has paid our sin debt in full, so we are now forgiven, you to can be forgiven, He was our savior, not just mine but the whole worlds, you only need to accept Him.
2007-09-10 13:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is all true, except about spelling. Thank God for spell check.
2007-09-10 13:37:06 · answer #4 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a bit lengthy. Must have taken a huge amount of bitterness in your heart to write all of this.
2007-09-10 13:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by mcw 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice! Good to see ya back, Grimjack. lol
2007-09-10 13:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It amazes me the stupidity that some people have to come into a religious room and say the things they say to make Christians and other religious people angry and then get mad when somebody tells them how stupid they actually are.
2007-09-10 13:32:31 · answer #7 · answered by kenny p 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Most of that which you are talking about everyone does.....Did you ever think of that?
2007-09-10 13:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by Kathy H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They never Judge people either
2007-09-10 13:31:37 · answer #9 · answered by Rick S 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Funny...
2007-09-10 13:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋