Okay, you doggoned skeptics and unbelievers and atheists, stop torturing the poor Fundies. Don't you realize that this nonsense they embrace is, for many of them, maybe most, just about all they've got? Otherwise, what's left for a Fundy guy but doing things privately in his bathroom that I really don't want to think about, his addiction to Internet porn, his wish that a girl would, at long last, go out with them, his disturbing dreams about gay sex, his surfing the Internet for Holocaust deniers, proof that evolution never happened, that the Arctic ice is not melting, and, bless his horny heart, for Sally Sue's cell phone number? I want all of you atheists to cut it out! Sure, the 'Rapture' is yet another piece of fiction, but for a Fundy boy, it's his chance to be somebody, to take a seat beside his mythical god, along with several billion others, and to fly up to Heaven, wherever the heck it may be. Don't harass them--pity the pathetic little buggers.
2007-07-09
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