What do you say when they come to the door? How do you get them to leave?
1. Scream, "Look, there's Jesus!" and when they look around, slam the door.
2. Answer the door and say, "Could you hold on just a sec? We were in the middle of sacrificing a goat, so we gotta finish real quick."
3. Tell them you don't accept soliciting, and when they say, "Oh, we're not selling anything.", reply, "You are bartering for my immortal soul, which is the most important thing I have, so leave!"
Sorry if I offend anyone, but those Jehovah's Witness people are so annoying!
2007-07-03
08:53:15
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