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What do you say when they come to the door? How do you get them to leave?
1. Scream, "Look, there's Jesus!" and when they look around, slam the door.
2. Answer the door and say, "Could you hold on just a sec? We were in the middle of sacrificing a goat, so we gotta finish real quick."
3. Tell them you don't accept soliciting, and when they say, "Oh, we're not selling anything.", reply, "You are bartering for my immortal soul, which is the most important thing I have, so leave!"
Sorry if I offend anyone, but those Jehovah's Witness people are so annoying!

2007-07-03 08:53:15 · 53 answers · asked by Sid 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

ok people, this was just because I've heard so many jokes about Jehovah's Witness. In reality, I always tell them #3 on my list, so I'm not looking for a religious lecture. I've had too many of those.
btw, for those who were wondering, #1 is actually something my cousin did that works.

2007-07-03 09:10:38 · update #1

ok, now it's just funny that people are taking me so seriously! stop taking up space here with religious lectures, i'm not reading them. thanks to everyone who gave a funny answer.

2007-07-03 15:31:21 · update #2

53 answers

1) "Je ne comprapar." Or something along those lines, just say "I don't speak English," or "I don't understand" In the most complicated language you know. "Lo siento, yo no hablo ingles." "Jenbh hidinger smoshen?" (OK, that last one was fake, but they don't know that! =D )

2) Put a Star of David on your Door.

3) Buy a QUARANTINE sign and put it on your door, If they still come, make sounds that sound like you're throwing up and start moaning like crazy.

4) Pretend to be deaf/blind/dumb/crazy/all of the above.

5) Come to the door singing with huge bulky earphones.

6) Put on earplugs, open the door, wait a while looking at them, nodding your head, and agree with everything they say.

2007-07-03 08:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by Peanut to the rescue! 4 · 1 1

before everything your tale is fabricated. Jehovah's Witnesses have not got a pastor, they don't baptize everybody instant and baptisms do not happen even at their church website. So, while you're very intense approximately not wanting them to come back on your door, call their church on the situations published they are going to be there and supply your call and handle and enable them to recognize you do not choose for them at your door. No I promise you Witnesses pass with the aid of a technique until eventually now baptism. and you could desire to respond to questions until eventually now hand. Baptisms happen at their conventions or assemblies they have various situations a 365 days, not at their church or at homes. Witnesses are broadly everyday for knocking on doorways at inconvenient situations and at times you have those over zealous ones who shop speaking, yet an business enterprise no and closing the door does artwork. i recognize of various church homes in my area that pass from door to door, which includes Mormons (which you would be able to desire to respond to questions after analyzing and attending church for it gradual to grow to be a member), seventh Day Adventist, and a few small Baptist churchs. If those all and sundry is harassing you, tell them you will call the police on them. Write a appropriate letter asking them to not come on your place, get it notorized, and shop a replica. deliver it to them. in the event that they arrive, then call the cops. Sorry to hearken to this is going on with you!! unquestionably, it rather is sweet to to document this to the city through fact they may be a fraud ring tyring to get your economic preparation. those human beings are not Jehovah's Witnesses.

2016-09-29 00:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by gearlds 4 · 0 0

Only for the bold: Answer the door fully nude. One of two things will happen: 1) They'll run away screaming into the early morning light or 2) They'll completely ignore the fact that you are as naked as the day you were born and go into their speech.

If number two happens, this is what you do: slowly, while listening intently, start fondling yourself. While you're doing that, #1 from the above paragraph will almost assuredly happen.

The good news? They'll never bother you again.

2007-07-03 09:03:43 · answer #3 · answered by Stephen D 2 · 1 3

It seems that everyone has not realized the easiest solution: Fill in the door. If you don't have one, then they can't knock on it. Simply exit the house from a burrow that is dug away and is hidden in the shrubs, or don't go outside.

2007-07-03 08:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Just don't answer the door. Go on with your everyday life. No need to be rude.
On the other hand, I like the Gary Larsen comic where a bunch of blobs see the JWs coming up their drive and say "quick! pretend to be bean bag chairs!"

2007-07-03 08:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by Laura Chambers 3 · 1 1

Buy a small Star Of David decal for the door.

2007-07-03 08:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by jamoca 7 · 1 1

Simply tell them that you are not interested. That's what I do, but to other religions such as Catholics and Mormons. If you'd like you can put a sign such as No Trespassing, and they'll respect that.

2007-07-03 10:48:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I don't even answer the door if I see them. Once I was on my front porch when they were coming down the street, they looked right at me. I went inside, they stood there knocking at the door and I just refused to answer it. Can they not take a hint?

2007-07-03 08:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by Stuck in the middle of nowhere 7 · 1 2

The jw's are a cult. They are annoying and just a waste of my time. I usually tell them to hold on and I am going to close the door just so cool air wont escape since the a/c is on and I will be back and of course I never come back while they roast in the sun.

A couple of times they will knock but I just ignore them.

2007-07-03 08:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

I don't think that they are really that differant than those little girl scouts that come around every year to sell cookies, but no one complains about them. If you don't like what the Witnesses have to say, treat them with the same respect you would the scouts if you didn't want any cookies. There is no need to be rude.

2007-07-03 08:59:59 · answer #10 · answered by Draven 3 · 2 2

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