A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
So, the little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Muffin for a walk around the block? I asked mom, but she said the dog was in heat and to come ask you."
The Dad says, "Bring Muffin over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent; and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Muffin on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Muffin?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, --- so another dog is pushing her home."
2007-06-03
08:14:12
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