A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
So, the little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Muffin for a walk around the block? I asked mom, but she said the dog was in heat and to come ask you."
The Dad says, "Bring Muffin over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent; and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Muffin on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Muffin?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, --- so another dog is pushing her home."
2007-06-03 08:14:12 · 16 answers · asked by Kaliko 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Scapegoat is grumpy wumpy
2007-06-03 08:41:17 · update #1
I PUT IT IN TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP A LITTLE. LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE.
2007-06-03 08:41:53 · update #2
Oh gee so funny cracks me up never heard a better one
ha ha ha he he he
oh gee I will be in heat now
2007-06-03 08:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-03 13:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saphead! that isn't funny at all plus it isn't even original.
I think it is vulgarity for the sake of being vulgar.
2007-06-03 08:17:02 · answer #3 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cute, real cute
2007-06-03 08:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by Nevermore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. But really in the words of the late great Bob Barker, "please spay or neuter your pet."
2007-06-03 08:19:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one..
2007-06-03 08:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by Redeemed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Odd joke... why in the world did you put it in the religion section
2007-06-03 08:26:08 · answer #7 · answered by Jembee1720 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Cute.....and funny....
Peace.
2007-06-03 10:14:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO- like it!
2007-06-03 08:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-03 08:19:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋