tell them you worship satan and throw the book of mormon at them and hit them in the face.
2007-06-03 10:51:12
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answered by Anonymous
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I relatively have this same situation, whilst i became into an atheist, i made the blunders of telling them i became into an ex-mormon, i'm going to have given them my call and that they might are starting to be my information from Utah, yet i did no longer think of that from 1997-till today they might save sending the subsequent rotation of missionaries out to work out us. I by no ability answer the door, yet one time my son only ensue to respond to the door and now they're after him. They drove as much as the homestead and asked for him, asserting they have been from his church, i'm saved now, and that i instructed them that he's is going to a differant church and my husband would not be happy in the event that they talked to my son. Frankly, i do no longer see why they're prepared approximately my son. They instructed him the final time that he must be going to church. So now i assume i'll ought to call th law enforcement officers on them.
2016-11-25 19:05:11
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answered by Anonymous
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First of all, the reason they are coming to you is BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MORMON!!! If you were a Mormon, they wouldn't come to your door, doh!!!! Not sure about that one because they so infrequently come to my neighborhood. You'd have a better chance running into one of Jehovah's Witnesses and of course, you'd just politely tell them that 1-you're not interested in having a discussion or reading their lovely literature and 2-you'd prefer if they didn't return. They'll write down your number and they won't call for a while. . .unless they figure out you've moved. . . then they'll be baaaacCCCK!!!!
2007-06-03 08:21:02
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answered by LA Law 4
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Go knock on a bishops door or stake president's door with your message "Keep the hell away from me!" message, and they'll call the police for 'harassment."
Obviously, you need to do the same - Get their names, get their mission presidents name, and threaten to go to the authorities - but only once. The next (final) they show up, make sure the press, police and district attorney knows about it. It would be nice if we could cite them and the church for 'harassment against the citizenry".
Like the Terminator, they will not stop until they have your soul and wallet - or you threaten theirs...
2007-06-03 08:22:46
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answered by Dances with Poultry 5
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I would simply ignore them. When they come around, do nothing and keep all doors closed. If by chance you do open the door one day and it is them, slam that door in their faces. Feel free to lower window blinds and close the curtains to add to the effect. Experience has taught me that once religious fanatics have your attention, they will try to milk it for all they can get. I once had some Jehovah's Witnesses pull the same stunt. They would not beat it until I did what I mentioned above.
2007-06-03 08:17:35
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answered by Anonymous
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I would not ask them to stop knocking on your door, I would have a warrant sworn out in the name of the highest man in the local church, or the one that is sending the missionaries, not to have them come to your door. They are harrassing you.
I went to Brigham young for a year and they think they own me and thus they come around often. I invite them in, have them sit down, and then waste about 1/2 of their day before I tell them I am not interested.
2007-06-03 09:08:23
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answered by Polyhistor 7
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If they come back jess exnore them or you can even go to the police and file a comlinte
2013-09-30 17:15:04
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answered by ? 2
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Call up the police or the F.B.I. and get a warrant for
their arrest
Do not answer your door no do not
put up a barricade quick
Or get a trained attack dog German Shepard any of this
should work to keep them away
2007-06-03 08:17:04
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answered by Anonymous
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Get a "Mormons Unwelcome" mat for the door
2007-06-03 08:16:03
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answered by Anonymous
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Make sure they are coming, then answer the door naked. I had a friend do this. They never came back to their house again.
2007-06-03 08:46:01
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answered by Saturn554 4
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Answer the door with a shotgun and say go away.
2007-06-03 08:19:34
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answered by Anonymous
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