The Vatican has decided to release a world shaking canon of Biblical texts tomorrow. The "Original" Epistles of the four recordists; the testaments according to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, which have been housed in vaults in the Holy diocese, are to be made public as of 12pm tomorrow (19.01.2007).
It has been independentally confirmed by scientists and Biblical scholars that these are the Alpha texts, unsullied by reproduction. However, the major controversy lies in the disclaimers present in each case on the first page of these ancient scrolls. It reads as follows:
All characters are fictional. Any resemblance between them and actual events, entities, names or persons living or dead, is purely coincidental, and unintended by the author.
The work has been copyrighted, as a work in progress at various times. All rights reserved.
House of Zion Press.
Is this the end of Christianity?
2007-01-17
11:33:27
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