Religion & Spirituality - 8 January 2007

2007-01-08 13:17:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

It happened like this. I was minding my own business around midnight, in the kitchenette, choking on my own saliva. Just then, I heard a severe moan coming from inside the pantry. My heart froze in terror. I smiled to myself at the slight mishap, and sprinted over toward the imperfect pitch of sound. I carried a 10 lb bag of liver to use as a weapon, just in case. I opened the pantry door to witness the shenanigan of my 103 year old neighbor, Ethel, in between the shelves rubbing canned corn with botulism all over her scaly appendages. She was just beginning to lose brain cells when I struck her comb-over with the 10 lb bag of liver. I could still smell the fresh paint. I was afraid she would lose what was left of her sanity, so I told the filthy animal to keep the change and I dragged her cartilaginous body with my bare hands out of the pantry and hauled her off my property. I am now up in my abode on my computer, and I am looking out the window, and I see the emaciated bag of flesh climbing up my gutter trying to get into my room. She won’t quit. What should I do???? Ohh help.

2007-01-08 13:16:29 · 12 answers · asked by Reginalda 1

Since they are going to grow up to become 'evil', wouldn't you be doing the right thing by aborting them?

2007-01-08 13:16:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just skip the question its the easiest thing in the world. Be nice.
You only do it cause you can hide behind a computer my point is just be nice to each other

2007-01-08 13:15:04 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

Wouldn't you just be helping them get closer to god, which is what they talk about all the time anyway?

2007-01-08 13:13:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-08 13:13:55 · 7 answers · asked by Dr.Do 2

Why would 'god' be angry at people for looking at pictures of people having sex? If he decided that that is how the human race would reproduce, why would he consider that a 'sin'?
Isn't that a bit like someone who builds a computer and tells everyone, don't you dare look at the keyboard and the mouse! Those the sinful and wicked parts!

2007-01-08 13:11:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

A) Does bible use the word Trinity?
B) Bible do talk about many sons of God. eg, BLESSED ARE THE PEACE MAKERS: FOR SHALL THEY BE CALLED THE SONS OF GOD. mattew 5.9

2007-01-08 13:11:39 · 4 answers · asked by asker 1

why is there hardly anything written about him?

2007-01-08 13:09:20 · 14 answers · asked by strpenta 7

the timing just seem too "perfect" and maybe the "real date" was less newsworthy. Just goofing off please dont take my question seriously if you dont like it just skip the question there's no need for name calling when its clearly a joke. (just relax) I will never put my real views online.

2007-01-08 13:08:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Music teacher brought it up.

2007-01-08 13:08:43 · 20 answers · asked by ? 3

why do u think it is horrible and give me some great awnsers dudes

2007-01-08 13:08:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

for christians only, be honest now its not in your faith to lie

2007-01-08 13:05:38 · 27 answers · asked by rusty red 4

A statistic

2007-01-08 13:05:32 · 13 answers · asked by ADogg 1

2007-01-08 13:04:42 · 13 answers · asked by Dr.Do 2

2007-01-08 13:03:06 · 13 answers · asked by MrsOcultyThomas 6

I'm sure you know what I'm talking about...going to hospital, getting doctor help to prolong life...taking meds, transplanting organs (act of doubt in itself in power of "god" almighty

if heaven is so great, why do it's staunchest believers fear it so?

2007-01-08 13:02:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I would think the fetus would be happy to be up in heaven since the religious people claim that the after life is so great. Shouldn't you be patting the abortion doctors on the back for helping Jesus gain another soul?

2007-01-08 13:02:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

i mean it's like a form of suside is'nt it then again if god is all loving why is he apperently going to kill all the christans and leave the rest to burn in hell????? (this is not an insult so don't be an ideot and try to insult me and other atheis here it's getting old)

2007-01-08 13:02:44 · 7 answers · asked by cthulhu will raise 5

who don't talk the talk and walk the walk. I find it very difficult and challenging to keep my mouth closed when I'm around people who are not following God's word.

what are some strategies you use when dealing with others who don't behave like real christians? do you tell them, try to guide them, etc.?

2007-01-08 13:02:39 · 27 answers · asked by have faith 1

I've heard people quote Revelation 22:18 (...If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book) saying that means the Bible is closed.

I don't know if they realize that chronologically, John wrote Revelation before the gospels of Matthew and John and various epistles attributed to Paul. Should all these books be discarded? Not to mention the same 'don't add, don't take away' scripture is found in the Old Testament (Deut 4:2). Wouldn't that mean that everything after Deuteronomy is false?

So I'm curious, where does the belief come from that scripture cannon is closed?

Obviously Jesus did many things that we don't currently have recorded in the 66 books known as the bible (John 21:25). If new records were discovered, would they be rejected?

2007-01-08 13:02:29 · 8 answers · asked by neil_ritz 2

why do people go to atheist sites to learn about Christianity
in the same respect why do Christians go to Christian sites to learn about Atheists
why do those against Islam not go to Islamic sites
i think you get the picture
why is everyone trying to learn what is wrong with a belief before learning about the belief from those who believe ?
as a spiritualist medium i am usually directed to skeptic sites ....
so i know what this is like
why not go to the source ?

2007-01-08 13:01:23 · 23 answers · asked by Peace 7

I wonder why the weak minded insist that God needs to be defended. If God is the all powerful being they insist He is, can't He handle when people speak against His name? Why is it these folks insist that any means are justifiable to "defend" the honor of God?

I am not saying that anyone shouldn't stand up for their particular belief system, rather that God. Can't God take care of His own problems without human help?

2007-01-08 13:00:48 · 8 answers · asked by Thunderman9 6

Does the Universal Declaration of Human Rights serve any purpose even though it is not legally binding?

2007-01-08 13:00:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-08 13:00:09 · 5 answers · asked by Dr.Do 2

It takes a depraved person to put that junk in the religion and spirituality section.

2007-01-08 13:00:05 · 19 answers · asked by ? 7

2007-01-08 12:58:15 · 6 answers · asked by NANDHA VELAN 1

2007-01-08 12:57:56 · 12 answers · asked by grnevl 2

If a supreme being is callously manipulating the death and destruction on earth. At best your role is that of an obedient indentured servant supplicating yourself daily in the possibly vain hope of not being snuffed out.

If I believed that, I might just have to kill myself!

2007-01-08 12:57:49 · 21 answers · asked by Brendan G 4

I mean necrophiliacs in the sense that they are in love with death. Not necessarily that they have sex with dead people.

2007-01-08 12:56:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous