Okay thanks. Lady was it you asked that one? Okay listen: I would have a surprize for Jesus. It so happens that I went and knelt at the Baptist preacher's altar and did the special incantation, whereby I can still sin and get into Heaven. Jesus has to honor the Baptist procedure because it's an arrangement they made with him. It's a guarantee.
Meanwhile, many thousands of righteous people who loved God, served God, and suffered and died in the Holocaust, are in Hell's eternal torment, cause theirs was a religion whose God is not Jesus; whereas I'll be in Heaven inspite of my wicked ways, cause I did the Baptist secret incantation. Isn't God great!
Disclaimer: If you're asking about Jesus Gomez, I know for a fact I won't see him at Heaven's door; he'll be in Hell. He's a Catholic.
He knows nothing of the Baptist church's special deals.
2006-12-25
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