After god takes up all the crazy holy rollers in the rapture and sends them up to heaven, i think that will create heaven on earth.
By getting all the bible thumpers off this planet, it will be heaven for everyone who had to listen to their judgemental bullsh!t for the last 2 millenia.
Jesus will tell them they didn't follow his commandments to love one another, and now they have to go live with his Dad in heaven. Remember, the God who smites people, kills them for touching the skin of a dead pig, and all that stuff! The Christians get to go up there!
Jesus (you know, he was always sort of a hippie) will stay down here on earth with us and hang out with the sinners, tax collectors, and lepers and show us all a what love really is - you know, the exact opposite thing that the christians have been showing us all for the last 2k years
I think i'd rather stay down here and party with jesus and let god take all the judgemental fruits to heaven and smite them when they do wrong!
2006-08-10
09:23:48
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