Religion & Spirituality - 19 June 2006

Yes everybody, I have extensively studied the bible and prayed, and I know the devine pleasures that await us chosen ones (conservative Christian eunuchs and lesbians) when we arrive in heaven! We will all be lined up, and repeatedly raped up the *** by God's holy and devine schlong! Imagine the ecstasy! After all, it doesn't count as homosexuality if it's God having his way with you! And the best part is that all of the sinners in hell (scientsts, liberals, gays, etc.) will be allowed to have sex with multiple partners to whom they are deeply attracted! Ha, ha! That's what they get for disregarding a book written thousands of years ago!

2006-06-19 20:08:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I do not want religious theories (because i have already heard about them and want to believe they are true but science is proving many religious facts wrong) I want a scientific explanation .I fear we lose our ability to think after we die.

2006-06-19 20:06:02 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

When actually atheist have killed many people. Look at Communism. People have been starving and killed. Do athiest think that this is justified too?
By the way just because you don't have faith in a god doen't mean you don't have faith.
Its harder to believe that god doesn't exist than it does to believe that god does.

2006-06-19 20:04:32 · 43 answers · asked by Smart_Guy 4

2006-06-19 20:03:18 · 18 answers · asked by ImagoDei 5

by "non practicing" we mean, not sexually active ;)

2006-06-19 19:57:11 · 12 answers · asked by sir rowr 1

If you have not already, you need to make yourself a eunuch! Only eunuchs will ascend into the kingdom of heaven with God! Not only that, but there are serious benefits to slicing off your sin sticks: you'll never be tempted to play with it and sin into a towel or a tissue, and you'll never be tempted to stick it up another man's ***, since homosexuality is an abomination to God. The only being that is allowed to rape men's asses is God, and when you get to heaven, you'll be glad at the opportunity to let God have his way with you!

2006-06-19 19:56:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why do people get on here whining about the dumbest ****? I think the biggest whiners on here have to be the anti christians. Every couple of minutes someone wants to whine about the bible or god or whatever they can find to whine about. If they have such a problem with it then just convert and shut up already. Has anyone else noticed this or am I the only one?????????

2006-06-19 19:53:30 · 22 answers · asked by mudvaynecrazed 2

Why do you people make fun of the way I look? Don't you know that God himself commanded that I wear stupid shirts and a toupe, and that I should get really fat? These physical attributes will give me special powers in heaven! With my toupe (which is actually a dead squirrel that I found in the road) I'll be able to swoop down to hell and make fun of the sinners (liberals, gays, scientists, etc.)

2006-06-19 19:53:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

most homosexual are christians... can profit from making story on jesus (da vinci code).... can make fun of marriage (divorce, annulment).... can do sex change.... women can choose freely who they want to have sex with.... can participate in jerry springer show..... if ur a MUSLIM can u do all this, i think not they will cut your head off :)

2006-06-19 19:53:15 · 17 answers · asked by engot 1

2006-06-19 19:50:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

...or would we just cut them all down to stop all the noise?

2006-06-19 19:50:27 · 15 answers · asked by Mad Max 3

"Lots of people talk to animals," said Pooh.
"Not that many listen though."
"That's the problem."


" Not like Pooh, the most effortless Bear we've ever seen."
"Just How do you do it, Pooh?"
"Do What?" asked Pooh.
"Become so Effortless."
"I don't do much of anything," he said.
"But all those things of yours get done."
"They just sort of happen," he said"


"Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind, "Pooh!," he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you."


"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes,"said Piglet, "Rabit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."

You'd be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives and try to fit square pegs into round holes, ignoring the clear reality that Things Are As They Are.

2006-06-19 19:48:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

since you don't know any better, wouldn't we all wish we were IQ-challenged? And what if you're not born mentally retarded, but become so later in life, from a car accident, perhaps?

2006-06-19 19:47:50 · 9 answers · asked by Zabela 4

2006-06-19 19:47:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why is it that a good portion of the christian beliefs have so much hatred tourds those that have opposing views? I am a pagan, a witch, whatever you choose to call me. I am not a satanist, I can not be. Satain is a christian belief, and I myself do not believe in christian dogma. So, please dont have that placed in the answers. I just want to know why it is that I am verbaly, and a few times physically attacked for my beliefs.

2006-06-19 19:46:30 · 8 answers · asked by PaganAndProud 2

2006-06-19 19:46:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

It says in Genesis 1:1
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth..

Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him: male and female crated he them

Could that be the Angels since me made Heaven beofore he made Earth?

SO he made heaven and earth, then the angels then Adam and Eve?

2006-06-19 19:42:51 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3

I do envy your belief in life after death and that you have a feeling of security that someobody “above in the sky” is taking care of you. Is there anything you would like to have that atheists do?

2006-06-19 19:42:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

please answer this seriously..

2006-06-19 19:35:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I got some great answers on my other one, you guys sure liked that one. So, here is my newest. I enjoy learning about another's religion, I especially like Taoism. Is it a sin, to enjoy learning about it.
I don't think it is, but I've gotten mixed answers. Help me out here

2006-06-19 19:31:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-06-19 19:31:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

also just to make up a story about a place called heaven to make kids and weeping mothers deal with death easier?
or maybe just a ploy to get silly weak minded to people to give there money away?
damn now i want to start a church...

2006-06-19 19:29:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

lot of research might've been done to show compatibilty bwt the two. plz give sum serious articles for AND against this.
is it true tht darwin wrote another book after the origin of species, which was destroyed?
did pope john paul II make any statement regarding evolution?

2006-06-19 19:27:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Let me tell you to begin with that I'm not a believer OR an atheist, and I don't think I'm changing that in the near future, or possibly ever. Don't waste your time threatening me with hell, because I'm not scared of that. My question is only: what practical difference would it make if we knew for certain that there is a God or there isn't? Please don't tell me why I should or shouldn't believe in God, but why I should even care about finding an answer to this question, even from an atheist's point of view, to come to the conclusion that the answer is no.

BTW, quotes from the Bible, without your personal input will be ignored, and disrespectful answers will be reported.

2006-06-19 19:23:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

Its true...and I know you are watching The Cosmic EYE always watches..

note to audience > off topic questions are not seen by THEM as often....

2006-06-19 19:21:45 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3

So we head to the "pearly gates", which are actually brushed steel (far more sensible), and we enter and there on the throne (lazy boy) is God, who is not the God of any worldly religion, but instead the God of reason, logic and sound judgement.

So He reckons, not in a booming voice or anything, that people that lived without believing the unbelievable, and who constantly questioned what was presented, and who lived to the best of their ability with logic and judgement without falling back on Dogma and Myth and thick-headedness would be allowed into heaven.

The people that had blindly believed what they were taught, and who supported governments that simply espoused lies and went to war based on those lies, and who believed unquestioningly the myths and legends that were created to explain what we couldn't understand would be dropped into hell, which is pretty much like earth, except ALL level headedness is gone.

So this is the poser. Imagine this were God. What then? (no more spce)

2006-06-19 19:20:53 · 23 answers · asked by corpuscollossus 3

God tells us that we should love Him over all, and He also tells us that we should love our enemies....the biggest enemy I can think of is Satan....should we not hate him?
Not love him, i know, but should we not hate him?

2006-06-19 19:19:37 · 14 answers · asked by hot cheetos 2

2006-06-19 19:19:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

its true...

2006-06-19 19:14:58 · 16 answers · asked by ? 3

Give me three hard pieces of evidence that god exists and I will reward you with points. No bananas please

2006-06-19 19:12:47 · 58 answers · asked by Eric D 3