Why do you people make fun of the way I look? Don't you know that God himself commanded that I wear stupid shirts and a toupe, and that I should get really fat? These physical attributes will give me special powers in heaven! With my toupe (which is actually a dead squirrel that I found in the road) I'll be able to swoop down to hell and make fun of the sinners (liberals, gays, scientists, etc.)
2006-06-19
19:53:24
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