Yes everybody, I have extensively studied the bible and prayed, and I know the devine pleasures that await us chosen ones (conservative Christian eunuchs and lesbians) when we arrive in heaven! We will all be lined up, and repeatedly raped up the *** by God's holy and devine schlong! Imagine the ecstasy! After all, it doesn't count as homosexuality if it's God having his way with you! And the best part is that all of the sinners in hell (scientsts, liberals, gays, etc.) will be allowed to have sex with multiple partners to whom they are deeply attracted! Ha, ha! That's what they get for disregarding a book written thousands of years ago!
2006-06-19
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